(1) did you hear about the black baby who went to heaven and got his wings ? he said "look got im an angel" and god said "no you dumb nigger your a bat now fuck off" (2) what do a nigger-bitch and an ice-hockey goalie have in common ? they both change thier pads every 3 periods (3) why do more nigger get knocked down by car in winter? they are easier to spot (4) why are nigger's hands white? it rubs off on the cops car-hood (5) what do you call 2 niggers on a bike? organized crime (6) what happened to the nigger bitch who had an abortion? crime stoppers sent her a check for $500 (7) what does FUBU stand for ? Farmers Used to Buy Us (8) why dont nigger bitches wear pantie at picnics? so they flies will stay of the chicken (9) why don't sharks eat niggers ? they think their whale shit (10) whats the difference between niggers and piles of dog shit? dog shit will eventualy stop stinking and turn white (11) why do niggers play basket ball? for the free showers (12) what does the KKK and NIKE have in common ? they both make niggers run fast (13) a nigger walks into a bar and says "Yo! where do all the homies hang?" and the bartender says "out there" pointing to a tree in the back (14) what do you call a black bowling ball ? a nigger egg (15) what do you call 60,000 niggers on a plane headed for africa? a good start (16) an Irish guy, a black guy and an englishman are walkin' down the street in Ireland, the black guy kicks a can on the ground when a genie pops out of it and says "I AM THE GENIE OF THE MAGIC CAN, I SHALL GRANT 1 WISH TO EACH OF YOU" the black guy says "I want me and all my homies to go back to Africa !" the genie clicked his fingers and it was done, the englishman says "I would jolly well enjoy if I and all the other english blokes were to return to her majesty's kingdom" the genie clicked his fingers and they were gone, the Irish guy says, "so all the blacks and English retards are gone from Ireland?.... i'll have a coke so" (17) what did god say when he made the first nigger? ah shit, I put the pupes on his head (18) what happened when the nigger looked up his family tree ? a gorilla shat in his face (19) how do you make a nigger wear a condom? put a nike logo on it (20) why do niggers freak out when they get the runs? they think thier melting (21) why do niggers always have nice clothes, jewelery and flash cars ? they havent figured out how to steal a house yet (22) whats the definition of mass confusion? fathers day in Harlem (23) a woman chats up this nigger and they end up at her house, she handcuffs herself spread wide open on the bed and says "do what you blak men do best" with that, the nigger grabbed her t.v and legged it. (24) how does a nigger bitch take a preggo test? she sticks a banana up her cunt, if it comes down half eaten, you know theres another monkey on the way (25) whats the difference between niggers and a bucket of shit ? the bucket (26) whats the difference between a nigger and snow tires? snow tires dont sing when you put chains on them
Hehe, everyone loves the nigger jokes, they make a bad day just that little bit better, unless your a nigger, in which case you should just fuck off.
