David Beckham's voice is going to be used to make all stadium announcements at England's Euro 2004 matches. A spokesman said, ;We heard he comes over the PA really well!
Q: Why aren't the England football team allowed to own a dog? A: Because they can't hold on to a lead. Q: What's the difference between the England team and a tea-bag? A: The tea-bag stays in the cup longer. Oxo were going to bring out a Euro 2004 Commemorative cube painted red, white and blue in honour of the England squad. But it was a laughing stock and crumbled in the box. Q: Why do English make better lovers than Portugese & Germans? A: Because English are the only one's who can stay on top for 90 Minutes and still come second! Q: What is common between a 3 pin plug and the England football team? A: They are both useless in Europe! Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and England? A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence. Q. What's the difference between the English and a jet engine? A. A jet engine eventually stops whining. Q. What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead English football fan on the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.
