An Eskimo decided that he had enough of living in the freezing cold, so he tied a snowshoe to his bumper and headed south. Figuring that when people started asking him what the snowshoe was, that's when he'd know he was in a climate he wanted to live in. He made it mid-way through Georgia and while at a gas station a young man approached him and asked,"What's that on yer bumper?" The Eskimo said to himself, "This is it." A few months later, some of his relatives wanted to come for a visit, but once they made it there they found the house empty with no trace of him around. They asked his neighbor where he could have gone and the neighbor replied, "I dunno. He packed his shit and tied a nigger to the front of his truck and took off."
