an eskimo is driving along the road when his car fucks up so he stops and pops the hood to see if he can fix it when suddenly behind him appears a hillbilly farmer "whats the problem" asks the farmer "my car is fucked up" says the eskimo so the farmer takes a look at the engine "i see your problem" says the farmer "youve blown a seal" "well fuck you cunt face" replies the eskimo "you screwed your sister"