eMolee....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by stymie, May 20, 2003.

  1. stymie

    stymie New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:

    I would still fuck her.
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    Yup I can only agree. (that's if it is her)
    For all we know she could weigh 20 stone, has real bad personal hygeine and a hair lip.

    Oh and a moustache Tom Selleck would be proud of. Here's hoping eh!
     
  2. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    well if that is the case... send her my way, Thats the way I like um!
     
  3. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    shit, i'd fuck her too. i have nothing better to do.
     
  4. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    I vaguely recall posting an image of her calling her a stupid bitch because of one overused joke she posted (I was drunk...big surprise).
    However,

    I would still fuck her.
     
  5. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Rat, I would donate my own liver to science to see you and eMolee getting into some hot lesbo action.
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Eww... are those Camels she's holding? Blaugh.

    Marlboro Ultra Light Menthols are my poison of choice.
     
  7. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    I thought only black people smoked Menthols....
     
  8. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    I thought only black people smoked Menthols....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    smoking is for white trash and Europeans.
    (i am so fucking drunk i had to spell Europeans like 5 times to get it right.)

    and auh UE, i'd fuck moleee with a 10 foot pole and a full latex body suit.

    the only female here i'd exhange fluids with is Nursey and our baby has been in gestation longer than expected...if you really wanted to know. oof.
     
  9. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    smoking is for white trash and Europeans.
    (i am so fucking drunk i had to spell Europeans like 5 times to get it right.)

    and auh UE, i'd fuck moleee with a 10 foot pole and a full latex body suit.

    the only female here i'd exhange fluids with is Nursey and our baby has been in gestation longer than expected...if you really wanted to know. oof.
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    I am drunk as hell too, and thinking of you in a full latex body suit with Nursey is a little arousing.

    Someone had better get the hell home soon....
     
  10. ratatouille

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    i was thinking something along the lines of a full body condomnation thingy m-bobber jizz saver whack device. perhaps strawberry or mint flavor.
    someone better hide her yellow star.
     
  11. stinky

    stinky New Member

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    Hey Ratilla and Icenhour..u two bore me to fuckin tears...Leave it out.
     
  12. CyrilDaSneer

    CyrilDaSneer New Member

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    i have not had a piece of ass since i landed my reatard ass in this wheelchair. and yes i wear the helmet to cut down wind resistance
     
  13. codebled

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    btw isnt 20 stone like 280 pounds or something??
     
  14. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    Yes thats me, and no I wouldn't fuck any of you
     
  15. Ulfur Engil

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    Well, that was my way of saying "Sorry for calling you a bitch."

    That doesn't change the fact that you are a piece of ass that I and everyone else here would fuck until sloppy.
     
  16. DADDY

    DADDY New Member

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    NOT ME! I would just want to cuddle some.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Well, that was my way of saying "Sorry for calling you a bitch."

    That doesn't change the fact that you are a piece of ass that I and everyone else here would fuck until sloppy.
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    Not really dude, she looks like Skelator from he-man to me... I would let her suck my dick, then I would blow a nut on her face then slap her ass out of my car..
     
  18. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    Not really dude, she looks like Skelator from he-man to me... I would let her suck my dick, then I would blow a nut on her face then slap her ass out of my car..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well of course...that's your definition of "fuck until sloppy."
     
  19. Icenhour

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Well of course...that's your definition of "fuck until sloppy." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no that is his definition of nice romantic evening.

    IMC can be quite a Romeo at times.
     
  20. eMolee

    eMolee New Member

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    so youre saying you would let skelator (a guy) give you a bj
    FAGGOT
     

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