A large truck going up the motorway suddenly swirves to avoid a deer and tips over and the contents, a ton of Bowling balls, roll in every direction and into the grass banks. The truck driver, looking very worried, goes to the back of the truck and gets a sledgehammer, then goes to the nearest ball and smashes it into a pulp before moving onto the next. A curious motorist pulls up and sees the truck driver frantically smashing bowling balls, he goes up and says 'What the hell are you doing mate?' To which the truck driver says; 'Better get all these ni***r eggs before they hatch!'
I heard that joke differently, A truckload of bowling balls was traveling through an urban area in an major city, at a stoplight a young kid on a bike decides he is tired of pedaling, so he jumps in the back of the truck, to get a free ride. Later on, the police start to follow the truck, and the tucker was worried, and accidentally jack knifed the truck, and the contents rolled out onto the freeway. the trucker walks to the back and the police was out with his nightstick smashing the bowling balls. The trucker looks in shock and yells, "OFFICER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?" the cop replies "Hurry up and help me smash these nigger eggs, one already hatched and stole a bike!"
bumping this shit just so I don't have to see the stupid sing song post by ucicare about someone named Dan who is a but man. I'm a but man buy it has to be a nice piece of ass and smell like apples.
