Well, It would probably only be a matter of time, so here it is, the official Fugly Mouse Turds Thread.. go fucking crazy!
Ze mouse turds mak a fine sauce Bolognese for ze lasagne. And my friend Morticia putta them in ze quesadillas tonite weeth salsa verde and monterey jack cheese, between blue corn tortillas. EAT MOUSE TURDS --they are VERSATILE and deliciozo, lak me.
My nurse, Myrna, comes in and takes the bed pan. I yell at the brainless servant for more pills—as politely as I can, mind you—and you should hear her scream at me. Sometimes I ask her what's going on out in the world, but she just glares at me. It seems like the only thing that witch is interested in is shifting my wiry rump to the side so she can clean the mattress.
I offer myself as plaintiff to any attorney willing to file class action suit against the putrid inanity of "Mouse Turds". If ever there was a defective product, "Mouse turds" is it.
