K. Fed has called for an emergency hearing in his quest for custody of his and Britney's kids. These kids lose no matter what. 17 years from now, who will be the biggest junkie? Suri Cruise? Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt? Dannie Lynn Hope (Anna Nicole's offspring) is in a bad place regardless of which of the circling sharks gets to raise her. Britney is in and out of rehab already. If she checks into the Hard Rock with a suitcase full of methadone, we may be watching this train wreck all over again. If this happens, I'm placing my money on Courtney Love to be the magic third. Speaking of which, do you think Frances Bean Cobain has a chance?
