Dwaines "Secret Room"

He dosn't know I know about it, but I snuck a video camera in there last night....

http://dickcream.com/

 

damn you nosey fuck.... See what happens when they wriggle out of the restraints, and I have to "wait" for the car battery charger to charge up?

 

That is disturbing. When will I ever learn not to click on Schmeds links?

Barry

 

I hear the hard part is actually getting them to stop dancing.

 

Best Clip Ever!

 

BRAVO!!!!!! I almost choked on my Hot-Pocket.
Dance Penguin boy, dance.

 

Can we call him Flipper?

 

Call him whatever you want, he is your Penguin boy after all. You had better feed him and clean up after him though, because I won't. Now take him out back, I think he needs to go potty.

 

Thanks Pa, I'll feed him and walk er, drag him and everything! You won't regret this! You're the bestest ever!

 

Your gonna spoil that youngin Rob!

 

Now we both know a Penguin boy will teach him responsiblity and in a few years he will learn about death and how to properly prepare a penguin boy for Christmas dinner.

 

Christmas dinner? That sounds pretty "special"...much nicer than the Armadillo a la roadkill I was planning.

 

You read my haiku! I'm so proud I'm bursting! A penguin boy for my very own plus recognition, all in the same day.

 

Now he's gonna get a swelled head.

 

I think I'm working on that in the other thread...

 

Sawdusty...I can't keep up with you...going to have to get some track shoes... you little globe trotter you!

 

THAT'S ME IN THAT VIDEO.

TAKE THAT VIDEO DOWN!

 

C'mon boy! Let's go for a drag!

 

You wish you had those kind of moves.

 

hey now listen you fucksticks, that is MY FLIPPERBOY!!! I stole him, I'm the one who hooks up the car battery charger to his nipples (or testicles) and then because I love him I set it to the trickle setting... keep your mitts off, or steal your own!!!