DVD pick o' the day...

I'm laughing my ass off so fucking hard tonight...



I'm about 1/3 into this DVD right now, and since I don't watch TV, most of these videos I'm seeing for the very first time tonight... Sheer, utter, complete bliss.

Do yourselves a favor:

 

holy shit!
I need that.

 

Yes.
You do.

 

*hums Dare to be Stupid aloud*

BTW, mashed potatoes can be your friend...

 

"stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan"

 

Sing that song to Schmed the next time you see him...

Especially the chorus...

 

i don't know when i could see him. he's too far away from me now....*sniff*

i miss my homie g.

 

There's this marvelous invention I just read about in the paper... It's called a "telephone" - apparently, through the miracle of modern-day science, one can speak through this contraption to someone they know far away and at the same time *hear* the other person at the same time!

It's fucking amazing! I've got to try this!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
It's fucking amazing! I've got to try this!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So who the hell was I havin teh phone sex0r with...?

 

he has one of those?!?!?!? i thought he can't pay the bill because of hookers and beer.


huh, i guess i can learn something every day!

 

Fred, when you dial the 900 line, it automatically patches you through the payphone at the 7-11 - those noises you heard when we were talking were actually the midnight drunkards making their last-chance beer runs. I know I told you it was Miami Vice on DVD, but that was just an improvision...

 

And I bought...

 

Wow... didn't know it was old enough to actually have it's own DVD...

 

Yup and I bought it at buy.com last night for $24.48.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
those noises you heard when we were talking were actually the midnight drunkards making their last-chance beer runs. I know I told you it was Miami Vice on DVD, but that was just an improvision...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's amazing how much texan drunkards sound just like Tubbs and Crockett...

 

it's also amazing how 1337 my image posting skills are...

 

Grandma got me a dvd for my birthday a few weeks back...



I'm not into 1)vampires or 2) little boys.

I'm getting her a porno full of black cock for her birthday.

 

Gah! Why didn't that work?! It was supposed to be of the Little Vampire...

 

i picked u resevoir dogs special edition (2 disk) Mr Orange cover (only one they had) for 10 bucks at best buy.

The normal DVD is even less.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Highclass Whitetrash:
i picked u resevoir dogs special edition (2 disk) Mr Orange cover (only one they had) for 10 bucks at best buy.

The normal DVD is even less.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's a great movie - Reservoir Dogs, I picked up the "Mr. Brown" cover (even though [in the movie] he was the first dumbass to die] - it was only one with Tarintino's foil-encrusted sig on it )

If the playing field were even, I'd have picked Mr. Blonde by a longshot...