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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by i_dont_wank, Sep 26, 2001.

  1. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    READ THE TITLE OF THE MESSAGE
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I'm quite opposed to stillborn llamas, myself.
     
  3. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    well i think still born dogs are more heart breaking... although when they are born alive and you have to kill them by drowning them in the toilet... that always brings a lump to my throat...

    the amount of shit you get on your hands is tremendous....
     
  4. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    ...you have to kill them by drowning them in the toilet... the amount of shit you get on your hands is tremendous<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Try flushing your toilet every day.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    I hear that the new models coming out next year have side impact airbags as an option, not a standard feature.
     
  6. Nicodemus

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    And to make matters worse, the back of my skirt was tucked into my pantyhose the whole time. I can't believe noone told me.
     
  7. Stranger

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    What the hell has that got to do with Tequilla slammers?
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    HOLY SHIT!!! I didnt know it was loaded!!! Do you think anyone will notice?
     
  9. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger:
    What the hell has that got to do with Tequilla slammers?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    It really doesn't taste as bad as it smells.
     
  10. yomamazagreasymofo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Afghani Children too:
    HOLY SHIT!!! I didnt know it was loaded!!! Do you think anyone will notice?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Dammit, of course I noticed! Next time, you're paying for the fucking Crisco!!
     
  11. Lomotil

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    We need another 80 Joules supplied to the flux capacitor to get her running again, otherwise we're up shit creek without a paddle.
     
  12. Emetic

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    "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"
     
  13. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    if you let your toe nails grow do they become so thick you have to go to the hospital to have them cut?
     
  14. yomamazagreasymofo

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    No, those little starving African babies' stomachs are not big because they are filled with food.
     

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