One minute silence for the finest batsman who ever drew stumps. Ah fuck it, another dead Australian, who gives a flying one.
Either <ul> [*]No-one gives a fuck about Don Bradman [*]No-one knows what cricket is [*]No-one gives a fuck about dead Australians [*]Everyone is maintaining a dignified silence [/list]
All of the above. ------------------ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I have just logged on here for the first time. I have come to tell you I am your new king. kneel and grovel ( the ones with colagen can stay at waist level ). Some of you remind me of children, my previous wives promised were aborted. DADDYS HOME !!!! Its a shame I had to come into the most recent topic to insert my post ( line up to the left ladies ) with a topic like cricket, and a " Batsman". I got yer batsman . While you're sucking my nuts I'll be slapping you in the forhead with it ( ladies with colagen go to the front of the line ). Is there a way to post pictures on here ? You will all need one for your alters, while you worship me , I demand you 1) smoke a doobie 2) think only good thoughts of me ladies ( 69 , wheelbarrow, flying dutchman etc......) Men are only required to donate your women ( after a thorough douch, I prefer massengill garlic parmesean flavor, no croutons please ). 3) In my honor fuck everyone (sexually), women pretend its me , men pretend you are me. 4)Both sexes , eat all the pussy that Im not able to get to. Its like Santa , he needs lots of helpers 5)women only: tape a poster of me over your beds, on the ceiling. This will help you get through that tub of shit laying on top of you, you can daydream and say " One Day He'll give me the fucking I deserve" .6) All abortions must be eaten ( Placenta and all ). This is enough for tonight, there will be more rules. Remember Colagen lips are a plus to get on my good side, fake titties are a negative. Women with thin lips are encouraged to send them to my E-Mail box. I will dispose of them properly ( the cost of dog food is outrageous ). To all the women , Ya know I luvs ya , to all the men , do the ole lady like I would ( maybe you wont get the massive child support payments if ya do her real good ) Till me meet again , your fearless leader .
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Drambuie6969: I have just logged on here for the first time. I have come to tell you I am your new king. kneel and grovel ( the ones with colagen can stay at waist level ). Some of you remind me of children, my previous wives promised were aborted. DADDYS HOME !!!! Its a shame I had to come into the most recent topic to insert my post ( line up to the left ladies ) with a topic like cricket, and a " Batsman". I got yer batsman . While you're sucking my nuts I'll be slapping you in the forhead with it ( ladies with colagen go to the front of the line ). Is there a way to post pictures on here ? You will all need one for your alters, while you worship me , I demand you 1) smoke a doobie 2) think only good thoughts of me ladies ( 69 , wheelbarrow, flying dutchman etc......) Men are only required to donate your women ( after a thorough douch, I prefer massengill garlic parmesean flavor, no croutons please ). 3) In my honor fuck everyone (sexually), women pretend its me , men pretend you are me. 4)Both sexes , eat all the pussy that Im not able to get to. Its like Santa , he needs lots of helpers 5)women only: tape a poster of me over your beds, on the ceiling. This will help you get through that tub of shit laying on top of you, you can daydream and say " One Day He'll give me the fucking I deserve" .6) All abortions must be eaten ( Placenta and all ). This is enough for tonight, there will be more rules. Remember Colagen lips are a plus to get on my good side, fake titties are a negative. Women with thin lips are encouraged to send them to my E-Mail box. I will dispose of them properly ( the cost of dog food is outrageous ). To all the women , Ya know I luvs ya , to all the men , do the ole lady like I would ( maybe you wont get the massive child support payments if ya do her real good ) Till me meet again , your fearless leader .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> so if i understand correctly... you are a repressed homosexual...... you and drag-act should get on well
