These are two ads being run in Canada right now. http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Restaurant_R_Full_Frame.mpg http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boardroom_R_Full_Frame.mpg I laughed my ass off when I saw these. It inspires me to go out and beat the shit out of a woman, because the results are just that hilarious.
my first boyfriend called the poilce on me for Domestic Violence... fuckin pussy "When I say TAMPAX Heavy Flow... that does not mean Playtex Panty Liners" as soon as the cops left ... I punked that mofo up.. oh how I mis him....
in america we don't have funny commercials like that does any one remember the retard from life goes on, corky mcdonald doing the say no to drugs commercial? "do drugs? even I'm too smart for that" if even a retard is too smart to do drugs how dumb would you have to be to do them? JUST SAY NO
at the end of the boardroom room movie, when the dude nails her with the final blow "the stapler" i nearly fell off my chair, the only thing that could have made those better is is Nessun Dorma was playing for the sound track.
Ulf... You have hit the nail on the head with this thread... I only wish that in the restaurant scene, she would've knocked over the coffee pot while she was sliding off the table...
HOLY WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Are those supposed to convince somebody that they shouldnt beat the crap out of thier spouse?!? Makes ME wanna git likerd up n' huv me a whoopin!
wife beating and retards are always funny, the only thing funnier is when the wives being beaten are retarded
citty, I would so smack you around, then you would do shit like, polish my gunsafe, keep a good wax on my SUV... then beg me not to hit you anymore
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by cittykat: go fuck yourselves. this is why i beat the shit out of guys when they start trying to control me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> soooooo....double standards then clitty?
Nothing wrong with a little self defense, but the few lads I know who have smacked around their wives/girlfriends it's because they don't have the balls to start shit with other men. They get shit off other guys at work/pub/leasure activities daren't stand up for themselves, then go home and beat the shit out of the missus. Its not big and its not clever.
DAMN. Now this thread has become a tremendous let down. I mean, COME ON. We had a good Chris "Corky" Burke discussion going, and you people LET IT DIE! Well fuck that. I'm here to bring him back in ALL HIS GLORY! CORKY SINGS