Happy New Year cunt. Text me when you can be arsed you lazy fucker and i will come online if im not at work but Im working shit loads now so I don't think I will be. (I know what that last message 'subject' thing meant now...) Anyway... update cos I prolly wont see you. I was questioned by the police yesterday cos of work... they spoke to tash and some poof also. They said I just have to sit and wait now to see what happens but the fat birds bail is up on the 13th so it wont be too long. I had my drink spiked on New years eve. The only things I remember is getting off with two blokes and trying to punch them both also knocking my self out in the toilets after some lesbo brushed confetti out of my hair. Christmas Eve was better though... got fucked (got loads of photos btw way me and tash were off our heads and we look fucking gorgeous considering... but my scanner lead is fucked so you will have to wait a bit)... and I pulled the fittest bloke Text me about how you have been... or.. we will talk when ever... if i havn't been locked up... BTW my email is fucked prolly cos i havn't been on for ages or summit so I would have emailed ya this shite but I couldn't.
Jesus, you are one fucked up cookie, too much information you attention seeking cunt. Long time no see
yeah fuck off you knob socks. Im not staying I just wanted to talk to Canine but I can't email him, so I thought I'd post in here. Anyway I need a shit so bye.
Your right there Rossy, careful I don't rip y you a new pie hole erm...thing a me jig...cockney slash...
shit, wank! u had yer drink spiked? that sukles. hope yer ok n kum back n visit us often b/c we need more ppl to flame.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I dont wank: Happy New Year cunt. Text me when you can be arsed you lazy fucker and i will come online if im not at work but Im working shit loads now so I don't think I will be. (I know what that last message 'subject' thing meant now...) Anyway... update cos I prolly wont see you. I was questioned by the police yesterday cos of work... they spoke to tash and some poof also. They said I just have to sit and wait now to see what happens but the fat birds bail is up on the 13th so it wont be too long. I had my drink spiked on New years eve. The only things I remember is getting off with two blokes and trying to punch them both also knocking my self out in the toilets after some lesbo brushed confetti out of my hair. Christmas Eve was better though... got fucked (got loads of photos btw way me and tash were off our heads and we look fucking gorgeous considering... but my scanner lead is fucked so you will have to wait a bit)... and I pulled the fittest bloke Text me about how you have been... or.. we will talk when ever... if i havn't been locked up... BTW my email is fucked prolly cos i havn't been on for ages or summit so I would have emailed ya this shite but I couldn't.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Could we get an interpreter in here cause I have no fucking clue what any of this means.
Hello to you miss I don't wank I am being wonder if you are interested in being hindu bride. The ceremony is requiring the wearing of my steaming curled-up poo to rest on your shaved head for 24 hours. My mother would like to be meet you before you can be see me, please let me knowing if this is acceptable, I have a large penis also.
Where the fuck are you then? that wasn't 2 hours. oh BTW when I said this <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote I ment wankered not actually fucked. I don't have pics of that erm... I don't know where nob sock came from I was a tad fucked.
Now when I said I'd be on for a couple of hours, I meant until I get bored. It was well over an hour though, I just asumed you were at work but looking at it now, I'm asuming you hadn't yet dragged your lazy arse out of bed.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I dont wank: I ment wankered not actually fucked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah yeah, whatever you say... I believe you.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sanjay Kapoor: Hello to you miss I don't wank I am being wonder if you are interested in being hindu bride. The ceremony is requiring the wearing of my steaming curled-up poo to rest on your shaved head for 24 hours. My mother would like to be meet you before you can be see me, please let me knowing if this is acceptable, I have a large penis also.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Nobody likes you sangay you cunt! Nobody will marry you, not even someone like wank....no offence to wank of course...
