A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband, “Honey, I look fat, ugly, and pale. Give me a compliment to cheer me up.” The husband thinks for a second and replies, “At least there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mhs_frankie: Better be careful with that joke, it's an antique.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now that's the funniest thing I've seen on here in a week!