Do any of you guys have Bojangles where you live?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Nov 20, 2000.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    its the only fast sood place I know of that fries there shit in lard. They have white paper bags, and by the time you get your food home, the bag is "clear" for gease seapage. I eat there once a month, and I have chest pains after I eat.. Man if that dosent scream americana I dont know what does .. any ways thank you for letting me express a little nugget of my life.
     
  2. Psycho Bob

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    cant say ive seen any in the uk but as for the grease we got it covered with with all the other american imports; burger king, mcdonalds and kfc! we do have wimpys tho

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  3. Dwaine Scum

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    i cant explain it... mcdonalds, kfc, and burgerking don't compare... they are like little snap and pops you give to children to throw on the ground, where bojangles is a stick of dynemite aimed at your fucking aorta!Its like death in a chicken sandwich... and they have hot spicy chiken too.. its soo greasy your turds slide out easily, but they burn like molten glass on the way out... Ill have to mail you some fries and a chicken biscuit some time... with all the grease caked in it, it should keep for a week or two.
     
  4. Psycho Bob

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    i look forward to recieving this wounderfull gift i should work wonders for fattening up my hamsters ready for shagging

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  5. d4ta_fukin_ang3ld

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    i have lived in new york and texas and never seen such a place...initially i thought you meant like dingleberries but was saying bojangles ..but heh..for real...texas has its share of grease pits..but new york wasnt hip to the greasy shit..

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  6. Psycho Bob

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    i have a plan for the rspca, i just tell them im not in and neither are my animals !!(also used for the old bill)

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  7. -po0p

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    ive never heard of bojangles but there is a popye's in portland and their food is pretty greasy and their biscuts are to die for
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    Popeyes is alot like bojangles, except alot cleaner... and they use that "Heart smart " nutra fry shit... Supposed to be better for you... I think bojangles fries there biscuits in butter... they are the shit... In the AM you can get a cinnomon rasin biscuit that has sooo much suger in it you dont need any coffee to wake up
     
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  10. Psycho Bob

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    had a look at the international outlets..sadly im not near Honduras or Jamaca

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  11. d4ta_fukin_ang3ld

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    Simpdaddy...You know if half the shit that spermed out of your mouth was funny..i would understand...but your continual hating...has left me confused..You fucking foreigners have nothing better to do i suppose...The resolve.. me and you a fucking aluminum baseball bat..ping.. and your cracked cranium...but since that is probably unlikely ... me and you...your ip ...ping ping... advice...Fuck with the decay on your teeth [hint--toothbrush]...not me

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  12. Psycho Bob

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    aluminium baseball bats mmmmmmmmm dont get me started . . . . .

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  13. Dwaine Scum

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    I warn you... once a month or yor fucking heart will explode
     
  14. Psycho Bob

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    http://www.the-circle.com/ ???
    does the site have more than 1 page?

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  15. d4ta_fukin_ang3ld

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    Pimpdaddy don't be moronic..even..Yeah so my humor is dry and shit..i read Reverend Wing Fu Fing's novel, Fuck, YES! A Guide to the Happy Acceptance of Everything ..and it pissed me off...never the less..I did almost "LoL" when i read yur baseball bat antics...oh and hating on me and hating me are two different things ...God Damn i thought we all spoke and understood ebonics... EBONICS




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  16. d4ta_fukin_ang3ld

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    oh and on the hax shit..yeah your safe..so right after i get my humor package..maybe you should put you some on layaway..But it always makes for great text...eg........Here's an easy game to play.
    Here's an easy thing to say:
    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
    And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
    And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
    Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
    And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
    And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
    Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
    You can't say this?
    What a shame sir!
    We'll find you
    Another game sir.
    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
    Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
    But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
    That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
    And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
    So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
    Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
    'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
    When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
    And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
    Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom!




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  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yo bust some rhymes fo' de house!
     
  18. BleedingAnus

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    Try A Poutine its fries, gravy and cheese melted over it,grease in a little bucket.
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    holy shit!! that sounds like a short staining accident waiting to happen!
     
  20. GreenAppleSplatters

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    We've got bojangles everywhere in north carolina! It's heart attack on the toilet good!
    Hey, what happened to ollie retard? He was the funniest one of you crack monsters

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