I wish yall would not post shit like that... it gives my husband ideas... I hate spunk on my face... so last night when I was spunked on... I gathered it up... and smeared it on my husbands face (he hates that) well when we were fucking he had stuck a finger in my brown eye... and after smearing his gizz on his face .... he then tried to "dirty sanchez" me... Men are nasty fuckin bastards
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour: so last night when I was spunked on... I gathered it up... and smeared it on my husbands face (he hates that) well when we were fucking he had stuck a finger in my brown eye... and after smearing his gizz on his face .... he then tried to "dirty sanchez" me... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Post pics
Its at times like this that I am REALLY glad that the smell-o-vision part of the internet has not been figured out yet!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour: I wish yall would not post shit like that... it gives my husband ideas... I hate spunk on my face... so last night when I was spunked on... I gathered it up... and smeared it on my husbands face (he hates that) well when we were fucking he had stuck a finger in my brown eye... and after smearing his gizz on his face .... he then tried to "dirty sanchez" me... Men are nasty fuckin bastards<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh man..........I feel really sick all of a sudden. You fuck like a porno. Thats just weird. Thats fucking not sex. Unless you enjoy jizz in your face, and fingers up your ass.
Y'kno, I tried to like that movie. I really did. I hoped that a meager droplet or two of talent or storyline would fall from the heavens and grace the movie with at least one redeeming virtue. Needless to say, I was crushed.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes: Oh man..........I feel really sick all of a sudden. You fuck like a porno. Thats just weird. Thats fucking not sex. Unless you enjoy jizz in your face, and fingers up your ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> porno sex??? I am curious... what kind of sex do you have.... I dont like jizz on my face... a little pokin in da turd toter is all good....if you are grossed out by that... I should not tell you what I did this weekend.. what is the freakiest thing you ever did????
A person who hasn't experienced the bliss of having a small amount of a beautiful woman's spicy feces under your fingernail is truly missing out in life... I once had this friend in Maryland where I grew up who was a female "fuckbuddy" of sorts...Anyway, she got all drunk and whiped a big ass loog on my face... I managed to get my finger about two knuckles deep into my puckered browneye and proceeded to give the one and only sanchez I've ever given. That was 15+ years ago. I saw her last year for the first time in a decade. She still talks about it! One only hopes that one's art survives the current of time.... I am truly a lucky man.
