I have been schedualed for a colonoscipy, I am somewhat afraid.... I was thinking it would be funny to eat a ton of bulk fiber the night before
Poor Dwaine. The best solution i have to offer is one that will at first trigger your defence mechanisms, but hopefully with time we can recondition that response in order for you to receive the benefits of my plan. Basically, what i'm talking about is the fact that what might appear like a godforsaken, torturous nightmare to you is the 'creme de la creme' of bdsm kink-nology. In other words, a faggy-bumfudging, ass connoisseurs dream! Think about it Dwaine. If you can reassess (no pun intended) a few intrinsic attitudes you have about the nature of your ass - thereby rewiring a few minor connections in your brain, tomorrow won't be an ordeal...unless you are talking about the struggle that startled doctor encounters as they fight to control the endoscope as you respond to the intrusion by vigorously fucking that lubbed up rubber-chubber right back, you filthy big lust-bunny. If the preconditioned neuro-wiring reverts back to its original co-ordinates, the golden carriage turns back into a pumpkin and you will change back into a whimpering, subordinated bitch for whoever wields the ass python tomorrow. The choice is yours, dear Dwainey...and when you mount that trolley tomorrow, make sure to remember my words...remember my wordsssss Dwaaaaaaine........... *Disappears in large plume of exhaled joint smoke*
wpuld it be in poor taste to ask the dovtor for "poppers" before we start? Is there a propper ettiqute to this situation?
Harlan and I bought a disposable camera for the event!!! And I put a copy of Ghost Dad on my labtop so you can watch it during the procedure you shitlump!!
what a douchebag... you do know, the local anestic is only tempoary, right? And you do know, Harlan will sell you out like a 15 year old waterhead without a feeding tube for three days
