Dear Fugly...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Jan 14, 2004.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Does it make me a redneck if, where I live, the Donlkey Punch, is only a misdaminor charge?
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Shit man, I thought it was encouraged.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Shit man, I thought it was encouraged.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well some feminine activist group started complaining, and they made it a Misdeminor... basically you spend 48 hours in county lock-up, then your debt to society is paid...
     
  4. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    At the risk of attracting no end of cyber-abuse, what's a donkey punch? (Some American turn of phrase I'm not familiar with, I guess.)
     
  5. 1337

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    during doggystyle sexual activity, the man punches his partner as hard as he can in the back of the skull right before he reaches climax. This causes her to convulse and tighten every cavity. The man then holds on for the best orgasm of his life.
     
  6. Matthew

    Matthew New Member

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    well, from the way it was explained to me was... your in the doggy style position, then right before climax, you shove it in her ass, then when she turns her head to yell, you punch her in the face
     
  7. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    You guys don't remember Lorena Bobbit do you?
    That kinda shit can cause you to lose your most prized organ!
     
  8. Cough Syrup

    Cough Syrup New Member

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    If the internet has proven anything its that people will anything for money.

    And they will let you film it.
     
  9. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
    If the internet has proven anything its that people will anything for money.

    And they will let you film it.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Please provide links.
     

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