dead babies and religion(these are new....really)

1.
q: whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
a: you can't fuck a rock
2.
q: what do you get when you stab a baby?
a: an erection
3.
q: why do chicks dig jesus?
a: because he's hung like this!(put hands in crucifixion pose)

thought i'd toss those in

 

haha...nice ones
i'm gonna tell the jesus one at work

 

cute