DAWN OF THE DEAD

"Raging hunger pierces the black, in the flicker of their morbid gaze
Creatures of evil spawned and spewn from the depths of hell
Moaning with desire for the flesh of the unsuspecting victims of their
attack"

 

Is that a chemical peel or a 5 o'clock shadow?

 

God damn it, the umbrella corporation has gone to far this time.

 

I think she had the Melanie facial.

 

I think it's probably just the light bruising that occurs when sucking entire human souls out of men's penises.

 

And the red eyes are really the flame of evil dead burning bright?

 

Well they cannot all be like Elizabeth Perkins.

 

46 and fucking hawt!!!

 

As for the first two.

 

OMG!! she looks like she has one foot already in the grave!!

 

For some, life begins at 40... :biggrin:

 

That's the best fucking line I've read all year.

Some day, I will steal this and claim it as my own.

 

BTW... Who are these people?

 

Next time someone mentions your 5 o' clock shadow?

 

Ouch... Here she comes again!

Fearful of the potential intellectual property thief, she bursts forward with another zinger... Directed at none other than the potential propagator of said theft!

 

Yeah well, what do you expect from some sort of sexy, switchblade Messiah/Fonz fatale type character? A "Whoa - Praise Be!"?

 

Nah, I was actually expecting a .PDF document, signed (and digitally notarized), releasing all proprietary rights to said comment, and the full disclaimer, describing in legal terms, the complete release of any intellectual rights concerning the aforementioned quote (which I've forgotten already, but have the luxury of referring to the Fugly Forums to replicate.)

Naaaaaah, really... I was just eluding to the premise that I might mention words to that effect the next time I'm at a party and the opportunity arises.

 

I still don't know who those fucking people are, though!

 

Likely to ever get invited to a bris?

 

No... I'd like to keep what I've been left with...