WHITE WOMEN: First Date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second Date: You get to grope her all over and make-out. Third Date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her mom makes spaghetti and meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You get yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you’ll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second Date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner and nothing happens. Third Date: You don’t even get to the third date and you’ve already realized nothing is going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First Date: Meet her parents. Second Date: Set the date of the wedding. Third Date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her friends and expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She’s pregnant by someone else. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on tequila and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She’s pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One Week Later: Her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande, with chickens and goatse in the front yard.
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That last part about the mexican chicks would be sad if it wasn't true. I actually know some mexican dudes that have had that happen to them.
if any one here goes to or sees highschool and middle school mexican chicks, notice that they almost always have thier backpacks on the front of them instead on the back. me and my bro have this theory that they are planning for when the have kids.
