DANZA OWNS A GUN

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by aznad, Sep 22, 2002.

  1. aznad

    aznad New Member

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    WHAT DO YOU FUCKERS THINK ABOUT THAT!?
     
  2. Homewrecker

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    WELL, I THINK I WILL POST MY REPLY ON BIG FUCKING LETTERS.
     
  3. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Not a lot, as I think you're a bullshitting blowhard retard. However if you have got a gun see if it works by placing the barrel in your mouth and pulling the trigger.

    Mind you it'd probably still miss the brain by a couple of feet.
     
  4. 1337

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    when i leave for the army in the spring, i get issued a C7A1 (Canadian version of the M16A1E1)

    Also i am purchasing a Side-arm.

    I also hope to make batalion sniper, which would be awsome, and i would be pretty safe (safer than riflemen) if we go to war.

    I think its cool that you have a gun, but isuggest you dont show your kids or let them touch it.
    They will go for it when your not around or when your drunk, stoned, ect.
     
  5. pimpchichi

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    danza has probably already made sure his kids know how to handle a weapon
     
  6. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    danza has probably already made sure his kids know how to handle a weapon<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The US government has probably already made sure Danza never has kids.
     
  7. SoCal Shortman

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    I know a certain special someone who's going on a shooting spree! Yes you are! Oh yes you are!
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 1337:
    Also i am purchasing a Side-arm.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wow... A Canadian that's not scared shitless of guns. I'm impressed...
     
  9. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
     
  10. Robman97

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    Canada has an Army. Holy shit whats keeping them from invading the Good ole' USA
     
  11. Tojo Burbage

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    They've got the guns but they've peddled the bullets for a 6 pack of Molson Lite...
     
  12. 1337

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    Canada has 30 million people,
    US has like 250 million

    Our armies are very sililar, just on a smaller scale cause of the huge population difference
     
  13. Lomotil

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    Is this the same army that was deemed 'unfit for combat' and relegated to guard duty during the 90's Gulf War?
     
  14. ross_perot

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by D STRICT DANZA:
    WHAT DO YOU FUCKERS THINK ABOUT THAT!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watch your tongue young man!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. taramae

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    danza has probably already made sure his kids know how to handle a weapon<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You say that like it's a bad thing...
     
  16. Icare

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tarable1:
    You say that like it's a bad thing...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well,it would be bad under any circumstance,but what makes it worse is he obviously isn't shooting blanks if he has kids...in which case i think it's downright scandalous to allow them to handle his weapon.
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

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    hey Udai.. where the fuck are my Ak-47's I sent you the money for? you also promised a few ounces of anthrax..

    Hurry with my order motherfuckjer.. I have some Infadels to martyr...
     
  18. Icare

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    Ahh...shiiiiiit...warm welcomes my friend! ...ohhh i rememberrr,yessss...you no need to worry my friend, i got that shit back at the house for you. The powder-i got, ak47 rifle-i got... electric camel prod i am for you, going also to get and for no extra diner because that is the type of guy i am, you will remember this friend, you come to visit and ask for Udai when you get to Baghdad. Bring Udai some 'Knightrider' video and also some 'Celine Dion' Cd for mamma, this we cannot get due to sanction. This, i hope you understand, friend. But Udai is gonna show you real good time-we go crash party with all the high up state dignatries and rape some wives, fire some kneecaps...that shit is afforded guy's like you and me. No problem for Udai, i am real great guy and everyone get hell out the way for me.
     

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