Ode to the Proctocologist. Doctor Dan finished at the top of his class. Now he cradles your nuts while he looks up ass. He gets two opinions on your prostrate exam One with his winky and the other with his hand. He tells everybody that he's a brain surgeon But he buys KY jelly and gloves by the dozen. Truly he's a master of colons and sphincters and people hardly notice that he sniffs his fingers.
Is it any coincidence that Kentucky and KY Jelly have the same initials???? She said 'sniffs his finger' so is that kind of like the old under the nose swipe after playing with a 'chocha' (my spanish spelling is really bad but you get the jest of it)
Anyway, technically there is no such thing as a proctologist anymore. They are colorectal surgeons and they make over 350,000 dollars a year. So I'm sure any one of you dumbasses would jump at the chance to become one outside becoming rich through powerball and your ticket to ghettofabulous.
220,000 is enough for me. I don't need no smelly asses. Specialty All Physicians Starting Eastern Western Southern Northern Allergy and Immunology $227,080 $180,520 $230,500 $236,846 $182,074 $208,000 Anesthesiology $337,654 $279,922 $297,088 $339,359 $311,600 $342,610 Cardiac & Thoracic Surgery $470,000 $347,573 $449,800 $478,997 $355,569 $539,999 Cardiology $363,081 $268,286 $277,503 $368,633 $397,500 $374,494 Colon & Rectal Surgery $366,687 $288,933 $325,000 $344,940 **** $368,991 Critical Care Medicine $234,503 $209,850 $271,587 $339,875 **** $243,935 Dermatology $306,935 $238,103 $253,125 $315,516 $330,727 $280,979 Diagnostic Radiology - Interventional $424,992 $388,318 $366,400 $419,083 $505,321 $424,992 Diagnostic Radiology - Non-Interventional $400,000 $340,000 $349,575 $404,877 $384,960 $415,753 Emergency Care $248,721 $213,326 $205,313 $258,567 $215,066 $248,412 Endocrinology $194,243 $159,705 $172,748 $207,519 $181,800 $206,253 Family Medicine $178,366 $143,359 $151,043 $189,204 $180,014 $173,190 Family Medicine - with Obstetrics $186,451 $149,449 $156,164 $173,950 $159,013 $197,135 Gastroenterology $344,200 $283,842 $289,414 $356,771 $333,564 $329,495 General Surgery $310,736 $241,005 $269,635 $308,095 $303,073 $341,400 Geriatrics $162,541 $135,322 $159,000 $186,759 $150,000 $163,979 Gynecological Oncology $356,756 $284,540 $337,747 $378,893 **** $365,000 Gynecology $224,134 $178,391 $227,294 $221,000 $214,323 $224,632 Gynecology & Obstetrics $271,273 $220,635 $240,968 $274,102 $266,467 $282,679 Hematology & Medical Oncology $263,284 $215,163 $235,419 $286,699 $256,132 $261,501 Hospitalist $189,677 $163,917 $166,997 $198,718 $202,355 $180,066 Hypertension & Nephrology $229,992 $195,640 $187,616 $256,648 $238,923 $219,992 Infectious Disease $194,750 $160,713 $166,803 $214,665 $171,679 $196,950 Intensivist $245,293 $224,733 **** $245,254 **** **** Internal Medicine $183,840 $149,567 $172,070 $193,406 $181,870 $174,572 Neonatology $246,872 **** **** **** **** **** Neurological Surgery $476,260 $360,110 $423,950 $562,521 $475,274 $476,480 Neurology $211,995 $172,264 $189,549 $232,782 $195,685 $211,995 Nuclear Medicine (M.D. only) $300,000 $225,975 **** $304,128 **** $300,000 Obstetrics $251,787 $196,797 $238,940 $260,615 $269,028 $254,402 Occupational/Environmental Medicine $202,063 $173,197 **** $203,495 **** $201,622 Ophthalmology $281,112 $220,001 $234,500 $279,981 $261,188 $312,741 Oral Surgery $317,634 $229,370 **** **** $308,300 $343,497 Orthopedic Surgery $409,518 $331,156 $365,266 $418,641 $364,757 $412,003 Orthopedic-Medical $262,170 $145,860 **** **** $239,733 $261,085 Orthopedic Surgery - Joint Replacement $476,446 $407,037 **** $524,306 **** $458,740 Orthopedic Surgery - Hand $387,626 $316,500 $375,000 $350,002 **** $403,376 Orthopedic Surg.-Pediatrics $355,758 $302,246 **** **** **** **** Orthopedic Surgery - Spine $554,054 $395,524 **** $557,630 **** $582,215 Otolaryngology $315,000 $248,948 $271,699 $318,330 $314,643 $324,835 Pathology (M.D. only) $274,792 $212,351 $236,192 $288,120 $249,634 $284,315 Pediatric Allergy $163,338 $143,543 **** **** **** **** Pediatric Cardiology $231,754 $184,941 $194,915 $277,853 $222,132 $238,992 Pediatric Endocrinology $180,153 $155,341 **** $200,831 **** $170,758 Pediatric Gastroenterology $216,000 $168,238 $197,341 $236,859 $170,503 $238,992 Pediatric Hematology/Oncology $200,260 $165,955 **** $244,909 $192,786 $190,199 Pediatric Intensive Care $201,901 $158,240 $197,991 **** $168,600 $202,500 Pediatric Nephrology $178,181 $149,706 **** **** **** **** Pediatric Neurology $197,282 $174,804 **** $211,281 **** $198,782 Pediatric Pulmonary Disease $175,440 $146,439 **** **** **** **** Pediatric Surgery $322,969 $249,061 **** **** $248,577 **** Pediatrics & Adolescent $182,186 $148,529 $174,541 $188,766 $181,612 $170,974 Pediatric Infectious Disease $179,919 $135,419 **** $228,326 **** $169,227 Perinatology $341,933 $298,347 **** $348,280 **** $338,995 Physical Medicine & Rehabilitation $207,004 $167,593 $188,889 $213,624 $200,877 $207,004 Plastic & Reconstruction $345,000 $274,476 $279,505 $361,982 $344,215 $384,255 Psychiatry $186,786 $153,415 $161,717 $212,760 $157,873 $181,510 Psychiatry - Child $214,873 $168,927 **** $237,330 **** $168,927 Pulmonary Disease $238,450 $194,500 $208,102 $246,650 $282,162 $249,417 Radiation Therapy (M.D. only) $356,097 $274,706 $285,586 $398,644 $319,289 $377,510 Reproductive Endocrinology $316,241 $267,210 **** $332,114 **** **** Rheumatologic Disease $204,166 $159,066 $183,515 $216,975 $181,367 $198,469 Sports Medicine $245,920 $162,786 **** **** **** $244,161 Surgical Pathology (M.D. only) **** **** **** **** **** **** Surgical Sports Medicine $417,106 **** **** **** **** **** Transplant Surgery - Kidney $351,031 $240,620 **** **** **** $389,496 Transplant Surgery - Liver $379,409 $321,000 **** **** **** $389,496 Trauma Surgery $353,706 $268,044 $285,179 **** **** $373,340 Urgent Care $194,687 $155,438 $192,210 $208,335 $204,172 $177,227 Urology $349,811 $267,628 $283,880 $343,506 $344,480 $367,008 Vascular Surgery $354,365 $282,325 $309,872 $385,935 $380,000 $350,000 The 2006 AMGA Medical Group Compensation and Financial Survey is a nationally recognized compensation survey designed to assist various management levels in evaluating and comparing current physician compensation an productivity levels, trends, and relationships between compensation and productivity. The report and its data can assist in making compensation-related decisions for a medical group’s physicians, non-physician medical staff, and select administrative positions. This report can also be used in various ways to identify trends and measure a medical group’s own compensation and productivity as compared to other medical groups throughout the nation. We believe the data is representative of large multi-specialty group practices. To order the full report, please contact the American Medical Group Association at 703-838-0033. The American Medical Group Association, which has been conducting this survey
