reminds me of a joke.... a chinese guy walks into a bar, sat on one of the bar stools is this jewish guy.... the chinese guy goes up to the barman and orders a beer.... suddenly with no warning the jew walks up and punches the chinaman in the eye.... the chinese guy looks shocked and asked what the fuck the jew thought he was up to.... the jew says... "that was for pearl harbour.. you fuckers were out of order bombing that place and starting a war..." the chinaman says... "you fucker.. that was the japs.. i'm from china.. we didn't start no war..." the jew says.. "chinese, japs, vietnamese, koreans.... all you slant-eyed fuckers are the same...." the chinese guy walks off and thinks for a while, rubbing his new black eye... suddely he rushes up to the jew and gets all bruce lee on his ass... throwing chops and kicks all over the jews body..... "what the fuck was that all about.." screamed the jew.... "titanic.." said the chinaman... "titanic...!! what the fuck has the titanic got to do with me... the titanic hit an iceberg..." the chinaman says... "iceberg, hindenberg, goldberg.... you're all the fuckin same to me .. ye kike bastard!!"
hohoho.... and this is an eyewitness account from the atomic obliteration of nagasaki!! We flew southward down the channel and at 11:33 crossed the coastline and headed straight for Nagasaki about a hundred miles to the west. Here again we circled until we found an opening in the clouds. It was 12:01 and the goal of our mission had arrived. We heard the pre-arranged signal on our radio, put on our ARC welder's glasses and watched tensely the maneuverings of the strike ship about half a mile in front of us. "There she goes!" someone said. Out of the belly of the Artiste what looked like a black object came downward. Captain Bock swung around to get out of range, but even though we were turning away in the opposite direction, and despite the fact that it was broad daylight in our cabin, all of us became aware of a giant flash that broke through the dark barrier of our ARC welder's lenses and flooded our cabin with an intense light. We removed our glasses after the first flash but the light still lingered on, a bluish-green light that illuminated the entire sky all around. A tremendous blast wave struck our ship and made it tremble from nose to tail. This was followed by four more blasts in rapid succession, each resounding like the boom of cannon fire hitting our plane from all directions. Observers in the tail of our ship saw a giant ball of fire rise as though from the bowels of the earth, belching forth enormous white smoke rings. Next they saw a giant pillar of purple fire, 10,000 feet high, shooting skyward with enormous speed. By the time our ship had made another turn in the direction of the atomic explosion the pillar of purple fire had reached the level of our altitude. Only about 45 seconds had passed. Awe-struck, we watched it shoot upward like a meteor coming from the earth instead of from outer space, becoming ever more alive as it climbed skyward through the white clouds. It was no longer smoke, or dust, or even a cloud of fire. It was a living thing, a new species of being, born right before our incredulous eyes. At one stage of its evolution, covering missions of years in terms of seconds, the entity assumed the form of a giant square totem pole, with its base about three miles long, tapering off to about a mile at the top. Its bottom was brown, its center was amber, its top white. But it was a living totem pole, carved with many grotesque masks grimacing at the earth. Then, just when it appeared as though the thing has settled down into a state of permanence, there came shooting out of the top a giant mushroom that increased the height of the pillar to a total of 45,000 feet. The mushroom top was even more alive than the pillar, seething and boiling in a white fury of creamy foam, sizzling upwards and then descending earthward, a thousand old faithful geysers rolled into one. It kept struggling in an elemental fury, like a creature in the act of breaking the bonds that held it down. In a few seconds it had freed itself from its gigantic stem and floated upward with tremendous speed, its momentum carrying into the stratosphere to a height of about 60,000 feet. But no sooner did this happen when another mushroom, smaller in size than the first one, began emerging out of the pillar. It was as though the decapitated monster was growing a new head. As the first mushroom floated off into the blue it changed its shape into a flower-like form, its giant petal curving downward, creamy white outside, rose-colored inside. It still retained that shape when we last gazed at it from a distance of about 200 miles.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> YAH they didn't sneak attack you're fucking country did they....
"It kept struggling in an elemental fury, like a creature in the act of breaking the bonds" *GAG* where's Ernest Hemmingway when you need him...
well ah guess..... dead... bitch eh IHN... we can't witness his marvellous prose here in this forum il faut d'abord durer!!
eh??? ollie my old friend... i do not speak french .... i only speak english and gibberish.... the french quote i used was ernest hemingways favourite quote... it is supposed to mean.. "first, one must endure" but ... curious as to what you had written to me... i put your post through the 'babel fish' online translation service.... and it gave me back... "Dear Pimp, I find this to be very painful" (well actually it said "Expensive Pimp, I find this to be very painful") i also put the hemingway quote through the infernal machine to see what it would churn out.. and it returned this nugget to me "it is initially necessary to last" so i suspect you might have meant something completely different... so maybe you could enlighten me!!
and my point is:- they sneak bombed your country.... got fuckin vapourised... and decided it'd be better to promote peace than try shit like that again.... but i wouldn't expect you to see the hidden poignancy of that pic.. being a fuckin retarded shit .... and i thought the bit about the eye-witness account was a great bit of descriptive destruction....
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I_got_new_socks: Fuck the Japs! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made me laugh...
