Cum to Nursey's fugslutty convergence of scumholes!

I am bitterly disappointed to announce that I am unable to attend Nursey's piss up.

This decision has been based solely on financial reasons and to say I am pissed off would be an understatement.

But, I can draw strength knowing I will be up for the next 'convergence' whenever and wherever that may be because I won't be a 'dole scum'.

Have fun you lot, don't get too pissed/stoned/trashed/shagged (delete as applicable) and think....*sniffle*...of me, when...*lip quivers*....you're having...*stifles sob*....FUN!

*Dubya runs out of forum crying like a bitch, shouting "SNOTFAIR, SNOTFAIR" to anyone in ear shot*

 

its ok i work in an off-licence, i have a binliner of corks to stick on anything remotely dangerous when we get there

 

It's him---->
He's a catty little slut!!!

 

it's all dubya's fault

 

Yes.He wants to ruin it for everyone.

 

what a bastard!

 

Jesus he's a fuckin cunt

 

*almost imperceptible quiver of lip*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
*almost imperceptible quiver of lip* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Awww SHIT!!!Pimp has done nothing but twitter excitedly about how he's going to get 'lubbed up with Dub' all week.He's inconsolable now!
Well,next time then.

 

Make a manaquin of him and stand him next to mine. You can decide who you want to throw things and shout abuse at first.
Choice is a good thing.

 

fuck you bitch... i was looking forward to the chance to share samples of our fine greenery....

 

pensioners have been mugged, charity shops robbed and ive sold 14 guide dogs to the chinko's next door... i have the fuel funding (@ least one way of it)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
fuck you bitch... i was looking forward to the chance to share samples of our fine greenery....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...sort of like...exchange your pollen???

 

just 'cos you have this insatiable desire to flirt your way round the forum doesn't mean i share that impulse....

 

ummm...right,ok.

 

oohhh domestic....

 

Don't do it bob, it may look like fun but their "domestics" aren't always as they seem.