Cum to Nursey's fugslutty convergence of scumholes!

(If your name is Pimp, Psychobob, UT or Dubya.) Bring sex,drugs and a new keyboard for me (copy-pasting_spaces_now).
Don't worry-UT has promised not to come near me or Pimp when she gets horny.

 

Yeah,i thought so.Really shit idea for a thread but i was bored as hell.Pimp was sleeping and nothing was stirring on the internet.
But,yes...they are all coming to my house next week where i will drug them and abuse them all with the Butcho-fukko-naki rimbulator.I cannot wait!

 

PISS-UP!!! (and i had my fingers crossed when i made that promise)

 

Alt-E-P ownz joo!

 

Somebody give me a fuckin' job so I can go to Nursey's and get Butcho-fukko-naki rimbulated, otherwise I'm gonna have to use all my savings to get trashed!

Will do anything except animals, men and watersports....

Can't promise I won't try and shag UT tho!

 

Well if you can keep up with me crawling round floor after Nursey you might get the opportunity to slip one in if your quick.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya Dubya 2:
Can't promise I won't try and shag UT tho! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OI! i've already promised first dibs on UT to my mates gussy n burty, whichever one crosses my palm with the filthy lucre first(if they arrive that is).... now unless you shag her on bob's back seat on the way up.... gedda tha backa tha liiiiiine!!!

 

my back seat is for the deflowering of my personnal bitchs only!... the car does however have a cavenous boot with some degree of sound proofing

 

Will need the sound proofing because if I unleash my monster from the zip cage she'll be howling like a friggin werewolf.

From pleasure obviously.

 

Sorry all boot space will be occupied by my alcohol. So we're gonna have shove H into back seat and do it right next to Rob.

 

Shove 'H' out onto the fucking motorway!!!!Who said that weirdo fucking bumboy could come anyway!?!!

 

i was gonna have him for seconds

 

You won't need seconds beyatch!

 

Beyatch!!! You won't be getting first or seconds cunt

 

Nope, you're at the end of the line dubya... I'd hazard a guess at 15th.

 

Fuuuck, 14 blokes worth of porridge hanging of my dick...think I'll wank instead.

 

nah man, wank ain't coming.. she's still wringing out her soggy pillow from when bob dumped her for a better shag

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
Nope, you're at the end of the line dubya... I'd hazard a guess at 15th. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

15th..in his dreams, im charging £25 a pop and i want enough to have a fucking good evening, so unless he wants to pay as well he's way down the line.

 

Who is "H"?

 

And who is 'M'?Oh this is all getting so confusing!!