This post inspired me to write a poem. It's a traditional Haiku. I hope it helps you find peace. Your mom rolled through. I hit that like a caveman. She moaned like a whore.
It was probably in reference to this pic: Now i fully understand what it means to resemble "a smashed can of assholes". :idea:
Hmmm, you could be right. Then again, you could be a horses ass. Since you don't show your face, I must assume that you think you're fucking ugly, probably hideous. My sympathy goes out to you, my child. Yours is truly a wretched soul.
Nurseh, it's my fault, I used a piece of rebarb on her face instead of a cinderblock... I won't make that mistake again I promise
I certainly didn't do that to impress some fucked-up looking she-male. You had an intrest in how she looked, so I showed you.
You boys are fucked up! You need to get out more often. You have your noses stuck so far up that ugly girls ass, that you can't see the world around you. Wake the fuck up, man!
Oh dear...my observations appear to have caused offence. I must therefore assume the image in your avatar is really you! And as if that wasn't bad enough...coupled with that nightmarish predicament, it seems you do actually care about how you look!!?! Who could blame me for thinking i wasn't telling you anything you didn't already know? I mean, it IS, afterall, the truth.:| Let's try and put it a little less brutally than 'can of smashed assholes'. "Lucy, sweet Lucy, you look like ~soft, puffy marshmallow, bloated to sumptuous proportions on the lumpy, clotted ejaculate of a sweaty, wheezing group of middle-aged men~. Damn...ok, another one. "Darling Lucy, has anyone ever told you you resemble the most precious, petrificated, white dog turd with a 'hot, fuckable' blood clot thrown in for a mouth". This is useless! Damn you Dwaine!:x To think...you could have squished the demonic abomination and put an end to it's tortured existence before the reality of its true nature had a chance to permeate it's eternal soul.
ahem, cough cough..., my apologies. I was reading without looking to see who wrote it. But if you had of been ...... or ....... :evil:
