Crap Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Guest, Nov 11, 2003.

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    Q: Why do niggers keep chickens in the back yard?

    A: To teach their kids how to walk!

    Q: Why dont black kids play in sand pits?

    A: Because cats keep covering them up!

    Q: What three things can you not give a nigger?

    1- a black eye
    2- a fat lip
    3- a job!

    Q: What do you call a nigger with a mouth full of smarties?

    A: an easter egg!

    Q: What do you do if you see a nigger with one leg?

    A: Stop laughing and reload!

    Q: What is an intelligent blonde?

    A: Golden retreiver

    Q: Why do jews have big noses?

    A: air is free
     

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