I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Johnny Cash Folsom Prison Blues You get me up one hour early just like daylight saving time. Bloodhound Gang The Bad Touch My breath smells of a thousand fags, when I get drunk I dance like my dad. Robbie Williams Strong Oobie, ah oobie doobie, ah oobie doo ah ooh ah wah ew wah Roy Orbison Oobie Doobie
"arguing with you is like spitting at the rain" -Operation Ivy ------------------ Wet stool isn't cool Make roids dry, you'll get by....
"I'm giving very serious thought to eating your wife" Hannibal Lector Not from the music world I know...But its got to be the best line I ever heard. Even better than "And I ate his liver with a nice chianti" ------------------ Aardvark-Zyrian [This message has been edited by PinkorBrown69 (edited February 20, 2001).]
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches,it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees. Stereophonics
Hell, if we're gonna do the movie lines... "Fuck you! That's [/I ]my name! You know why mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight and I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name!" - Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross
Not another motherfucking politician doing nuthin but somethin for his own ambition. Higher ground-Red Hot Chilli Peppers
More nuggets of Buddhist wisdom... "My fear was just a shadow, And then a voice spoke in my head, And she said, 'Dark is not the opposite of light; it's the absence of light'... And for a moment I knew what it was all about." - Adam Yauch
"take her in your arms, and tell her that you love her, take her in your arms and hold that woman tight"...... Andy M. Stewart
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly: I was working part time....... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> .......for MTV in the eighties......
I was working part time in a five and dime. My boss was Mr. Magee. He was six foot four and full of muscles and walked like an Egyptian, but I was happy to be stuck with him. One manic Monday, while I was busy working for the weekend, I overheard him make a careless whisper. He told two of my co-workers, Jack and Diane, that I gave love a bad name. Well, I got so emotional, baby. I told him to say say say what he wants, but don't play games with my affection. He told me it was hard for him to say he's sorry and not to worry, be happy. Then he blamed it on the rain. He was so out of touch. It just took my breath away. I couldn't fight this feeling any longer. I asked him "What's love got to do with it?" He told me to get outta his store and his dreams and into my car. So I figured I might as well jump. I cut footloose, went home and called my girl, Jenny. (You already know the number) She was on the other line with Amanda. They were talking about Mickey and how he was so fine. That blew my mind! Was she really going out with him? I told her that I had just called to say I love her. She told me she had been saving all her love for me, but now she was looking for a new love - asta la vista, baby. I thought "I can't go for that - no can do! Bring me a higher love!" I called up some of my old west end girls, hoping that one of them would want to get physical all night long (all night). First I called Billie Jean - she told me to beat it. I called Rosanna - her sister Christian blessed the rains down in Africa and then hung up on me. Come on, Eileen! ... no answer. Nobody told me there'd be days like these! I was feeling like the owner of a lonely heart. Then, out of the blue, my best friend's girlfriend (she used to be mine) Roxanne calls. Yes, the real Roxanne. She told me she still hadn't found what she's looking for and that she wanted to take on me. I said "I thought you were Jessie's girl." She said "Don't you want me? You don't have to put on the red light - I'm on my own." What a feeling! I had the eye of the tiger. Who was I f-f-f-foolin? Roxanne drove me crazy like no one else. She's a beauty! She blinded me with science, and weird science at that. There was always something there to remind me of her and I just knew that I'd have the time of my life. I wasn't about to la-di-da-di. I jumped in my little red Corvette and rocked down to Electric Avenue. I got my mind set on her. When I got to her house (in the middle of her street) I ran. I rapped on her front door and to this rapper's delight, i heard a voice say "Who can it be now?" "Here I am, the one that you love", I replied. I let my love open the door and was immediately lost in her eyes. I felt like a virgin touched for the very first time. She loosened her blouse and said "Rock me Amadeus!" Well, I felt it was my prerogative to bust a move. I told her "I'll tumble for ya!" as I pinned her on the stairs, hungry like the wolf. Just then I felt an invisible touch on my shoulder. "Turn around bright eyes!" said a familiar voice. As I did, Jessie hit me with a sledgehammer of an uppercut that spun me right round like a record. He was hangin' tough and continued to roll with it, knocking the wind from beneath my wings - broken wings by this time. He rocked me tonight, for old time's sake, beating me from head to toe, until my true colors were black and blue and blood was spilling from my mouth like red, red wine. "You don't owe me money for nothing!" he snarled. At this point I was livin' on a prayer. I crawled back to my little red Corvette and drove home thinking about how my tainted love had cut like a knife - how it seems that every rose, truly, has its thorn. No longer do I want to know what love is. Love stinks. ------------------ Wet stool isn't cool Make roids dry, you'll get by....
Yep...ahh the 80's where you were rated on how high your girlfriends hair was... ------------------ When I fart it smells like rotting fetus.
"You can cover up a stench....that's what I learnt from the French". Miss Siagon ------------------ I can headfuck with the best!
"anything goes when it comes to ho's... because pimpin' ain't easy" Pimpin' Ain't Easy - Big Daddy Kane
"Stupid people do stupid things,smart people outsmart each other" System of A Down ------------------ Tag lines are for pussies.
Oh I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, Stuck my cock fight down it's throat, So what, so what, so what, so what you boring little fuck. Anti-Nowhere League
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Topper: Oh I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat, Stuck my cock fight down it's throat, So what, so what, so what, so what you boring little fuck. Anti-Nowhere League <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yayy.. i love that song.. i loved it when metallica performed it on the brit awards a coupla years ago... i could imagine the director shouting "go to fucking commercial"... it was, i do believe the last year it went out live on TV...hehehe
