All the police organisations in the world are to being called to be meet at a common place to evaluate the bestest organisation. These Police Departments were are shortlisted: New York Police ScotlandYard Royal Canadian Mounted Police Melbourne Police and Delhi Police Now the task is to being select the best!. All 5 forces is being tied in the points tally, so as a play-off the judges thinking to have this contest "A tiger would being as set free into the nearby forest, and the team that retrieves the feline, in the shortest time would winning" The NYPD went first .... caught the tiger in 30 minuites ..... Nothing being to it! Next the Melbourne Police went and returned in 20 min with the tiger. Next were the Mounties who returned in a mere 15 mins. Scotland Yard had the cat in a cage in 10 minutes flat. Last but not least, comes the turn of 'apna' Delhi Police. They seemed the favorites as the Tiger is native to Harayana/Rajisthan. The Big Cat is set free, and three Jats taking off behind it in a Maruti Gypsy (pauva in hand). All eyes are on the clock, in anticipation that the 'jats' of Sariska would catch the Tiger in Record time ....... The minutes went, 10, 20, 30 ... soon it's been an hour, no the Delhi Police Crack force is not back yet!. Three hours later, the judges decide to go in a take a look. After a brief search they arrive at a clearing in the Jungle. This is the spectacle they witness A Bear tied to a tree trunk, is being brutally assaulted. The shouting can be heard over the din 'Bol ! tu sher hai...........Bol ! tu sher hai!! ". Cracking I am up self-my at times!
Two drunks were sit at bar when one of the notices a beautiful woman sitting in corner. One say to the other, 'I really like to dance with that girl.' The other reply, 'Well go ask her, don't be a chicken shit.' So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, 'Excuse me. Would you being so kind as to dancing with me?' Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, 'I'm sorry. Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony, and I'd rather sit than dance.' So the man humbly returning to his friend. 'So what did she say?' asks the friend. The drunk did responded, 'She said she's constipated on macaroni, and would rather shit in her pants.'
oh so you can speak hindu? you dont get enough attention at home do you dweebo? kids, cant live with them cant strangle them oh wait, i can! where do you live cumstain?
ohyeah i care alot, dont say anything mean i might cwy and cwy my eyes out seriously, if you got that joke please enlighten me
Oh, for fuck sakes! Would you stop teasing him and fuck him already, David? This game of bitching tennis has gone on long enough! I have to go drink some vodka now.
fuck me? you wish that french girl can have a ride though this is intresting, youre saying im dumb cause i didnt get a joke in hindu? that you didnt get either? what the fuck am i supposed to say that? i mean if you dont get the irony here i cant tell you much, can i? people never cease to amaze me with their stoopidity but youre also stubborn and obviously have a lot of free time on your hands, and you like the attention even if it is the negative kind, cause you think thats all you can get youre probably right too go hump someone elses leg kid, i cant be bothered with your schtick anymore, you had your chance to say something intresting :roll:
