Complaint

Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by Ministersf, Aug 27, 2002.

  1. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    I have a toothache.

    Why is it that when you have a toothache you go to the dentist? He just makes your teeth hurt more.

    And no, I do not want anyone here to put anything in my mouth to make it feel better.
     
  2. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
    I have a toothache.

    Why is it that when you have a toothache you go to the dentist? He just makes your teeth hurt more.

    And no, I do not want anyone here to put anything in my mouth to make it feel better.
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    ok, so no penises for you then!!!

    Pesky rotting teeth...you should try just pulling them all and going for the hill billy look.
     
  3. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goddess Yummy:
    ok, so no penises for you then!!!
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    Depends, how many beers have I had? (Just kidding)

    Besides, I'm married. So there's no anything for me.

    EDIT: Fix UBB code

    [ August 27, 2002: Message edited by: Minister Saint-Fond ]
     
  4. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Minister Saint-Fond:
    I have a toothache.

    Why is it that when you have a toothache you go to the dentist? He just makes your teeth hurt more.

    And no, I do not want anyone here to put anything in my mouth to make it feel better.
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    I got a wisdom tooth that's falling apart,I'm getting it pulled tomorrow.I hope the doc hooks me up with some good drugs...
     
  5. Ministersf

    Ministersf New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:

    I got a wisdom tooth that's falling apart,I'm getting it pulled tomorrow.I hope the doc hooks me up with some good drugs...
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    I had my wisdom teeth pulled years ago. They offered to put me under for the operation but my dad told them that I was a tough guy and could handle it with a local. I think the most disturbing part was when the dentist put his hand on my forhead and his foot on the bottom of the chair to brace himself before removing a difficult tooth. Watching the big scalpel enter my mouth was pretty freaky too.

    The moral of this story: Spend the extra $100 and get put under.
     
  6. Yummy

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    I got a filling with no Novacaine one time because I was going out that night and didn't want to be a drooling, mumbling mess. By the time I decided it was a stupid idea and I wanted the shot he said it was to late and made me finish without it
     
  7. Tojo Burbage

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    I had a tooth smashed playing rugby a few years ago and the nerves were exposed slightly, everytime I breathed, air moved across the tooth causing my eyes to well up with a strange liquid.

    Still took me 2 days to get an appointment as well... got a nice shiny metal tooth at the end of it though!
     
  8. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Speaking of toothaches, how are your teeth Rat? i've missed so much of whats been happening.
     
  9. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Speaking of toothaches, how are your teeth Rat? i've missed so much of whats been happening.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    after 2 surgeries the damn tooth still hurts. but i'm banging a Belgium guy who's really hot so everything is fine. thanks for askin. where have YOU been?!
     
  10. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    I'm about Rat i still read regulary, well only the posts of people i know cant be arsed to talk to the new wankers.
     
  11. Nauseous

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    Where the fuck have you been?

    Speaking of wisdom teeth... The bset buzz of my life was at the dentist's office getting my wisdon teeth extracted.

    I was awake during the whole thing. It's sad to say, but it was probably one of the hapiest tiems of my life... Valium, Demerol, and nitrous oxide... Good times.
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Where the fuck have you been?

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    ...she just said...she's been
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Oh yeah, lurking...

     
  14. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    i am a lerker and proud
     
  15. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    ok lurker damn me and my fucked fingers.
     
  16. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    lurcher?
     

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