If we all band together we can help IMC out of his predicament. Now I thought Pimp could bake the cake to hide the gear in, since I hear he does a delightful lemon meringue. Make it a big one ok. Bout the size of the one you made for the old folks home would be great. Cheese can steal the jumper leads off his mum cos you really won?t want them back. Now if IMC hides them up his ass till his next shock therapy treatment, then he attaches one end to his Labret and the other to the Ampallang. This should short out the machine. He then leaps up and shoves handfuls of Es down the doc and guards throats. I thought maybe Disorder could arrange the Es since we already know Pimp and Pinky don?t have any at the moment. Better get a bucketful Disorder cos Katana recons those psych wardens don?t have a whole lota love to work with. While they are busy huggin each other and painting their faces with glowing shit, IMC jumps out the window, fucks the dogs into submission, and over the fence to his awaiting jeep. Nauseous can hotwire it for us. You remember, just like ya daddy taught ya. Nursey can drive as best she can, since up till this point the heartless wench has done absolutely nothing to help out. You guys?ll have to put ya differences aside for this one, IMC needs you now. Lomotil can roll the joint and collect the appropriate porn for his arrival. It is hard to toss in those straight jackets and he?ll have a lot of catching up to do. Pinky, you collect an assortment of small children and animals for his rehabilitation program. Common guys, what do ya say? We have to move quickly cos he only has a few treatments to go and he will be sane!! God damn them!!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Now I thought Pimp could bake the cake to hide the gear in, since I hear he does a delightful lemon meringue. Make it a big one ok. Bout the size of the one you made for the old folks home would be great.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmm... but d'ya think i should use the same amount of arsenic.. 'cos that one was intended for 45 lil' ol' ladies... and i woulda got away with it if it weren't for those pesky food tasters
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Nauseous can hotwire it for us. You remember, just like ya daddy taught ya. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i think you mean Kitana...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy v2.01beta: i think you mean Kitana...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damnit damnit damnit Kitana's not here. Ok ok I'll do the hotwiring and Nauseous can drive. And Nursey... Hmmm Nursey can do the dogs and lay her body over the barbed wire fence to stop him getting all those little scratches. That'd save him heaps of valuable time.
no, nursey is too light, she will just spring into the air...anyways, who fuckin' put you in charge? you festering slut... we already had the plan to use your fat ass to keep the fence in place so dont go fuckin' it up for everybody!! ya fuckin loser
My my Disorder, we are in a grumpy mood today Those comedowns are a bitch hay. I was just tryin to help out since ya were all cryin and fretting and shit. Fuck it I'll just take the Jeep, will be good to bash round in till my Partol gets out of the shop.
One thing Disorder-ageing fucking aussie-social fucking worker isn't fat...but she does have extremely saggy,leathery and wizened skin and shouldn't tear too badly on 'the barbed wire.' ...I think Nauseous should beware-looks like 'decrepit old sack of hippy shit' might want to be attaching itself to her,probably in the hope that they will be able to have 'woman-woman' chats about the benefits of non-chlorinated panty-wads(sanitary napkins to those in the U.S.),loose,cheesecloth gathered skirts and other basic human bonding type stuff *retch*
I thought this thread would be about 'common guys', damnit!! C'mon Guys... I'm not taking any part in helping out IMC. Frankly, I'm sick of everyone whining about the fat bastard being gone. If it concerns you so fucking much, write Oprah fuckin' Winfrey! Maybe she'll reunite your asses on her shitty talk show. Don't despair ya fuckin' IMC-lovers... Like herpes, (I'm sure a lot of you forum-goers are familiar with herpes) IMC will pop up one day and ooze forth some shit-filled post (complete with spelling errors) and all will be well with the world once more!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: So where do I fit into all of this? I'm a common guy...I think....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It depends how big you are. If you're not a lard-ass, you can fit in my trunk!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Lomotil can roll the joint and collect the appropriate porn for his arrival. It is hard to toss in those straight jackets and he?ll have a lot of catching up to do.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Drugs and porn are bad, mmmmmmkay? It's the hair, right? I get that alot.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: So where do I fit into all of this? I'm a common guy...I think....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ooops sorry GAS. But you're in luck! Looks like there is an opening for a getaway driver, but ya have to steal your own car.
