Colder than a well-digger's ass out here!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Sexual Chocolate, Jan 3, 2002.

  1. Sexual Chocolate

    Sexual Chocolate New Member

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    Jesus! How cold dis muffugin' winter gonna git?
     
  2. unlimited-time

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    Kit was just talking about you.Where u been nignog? we missed your faggoty comments in here.
     
  3. Sexual Chocolate

    Sexual Chocolate New Member

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    Well, it's so nice just to be missed... How was everyone's new year? I want details! Gimme tha dirt!
     
  4. ratatouille

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    Originally posted by The Reverand Pearl Necklace:


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    As far as missing anything... well... quite a bit... let me try and fill you in as best I can...


    Kit's pregnant and doesn't know who the father is

    Emetic left Spooky because of some sort of religious retreat

    IMC blew himself a pyrex bubble and sealed himself inside

    Nursey and Pimp are now awaiting their eleventh child to be born

    Nauseous got a hold of some tainted jellybeans and is now hospitalized

    Disorder finally admitted to his infrequent visits to ladies bathrooms and masquerading as a mere stall-mate

    Rat came to grips with her latent fascination with French bathing

    U-T now heads up her own AA group

    Psycho Bob pirated a copy of Celebrity hookers and the things they do for crack and gave it to me

    Everyone else, including poor Lomo, died in a horriffic nuclear power plant meltdown
     
  5. Sexual Chocolate

    Sexual Chocolate New Member

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  6. ratatouille

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    Rev. wrote all that, not me. i just fucked up the quote thingy.
     
  7. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Originally posted by The Reverand Pearl Necklace:
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    As far as missing anything... well... quite a bit... let me try and fill you in as best I can...


    Kit's pregnant and doesn't know who the father is

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    eh? i had no idea!
     
  8. Psycho Bob

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
    Rev. wrote all that, not me. i just fucked up the quote thingy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    the only thing better than getting credit for something u've done is getting credit for something u aint
     
  9. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    eh? i had no idea! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    See? I told y'all she didn't know who the daddy was...
     
  10. kitana

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    funny... i am menstruating right now

    maybe its a miscarriage

    oh wells, one less crack baby on welfare
     
  11. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    funny... i am menstruating right now

    maybe its a miscarriage

    oh wells, one less crack baby on welfare
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    I'd inform the father... but that might take months...
     
  12. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
    I'd inform the father... but that might take months... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    who's the father?
    i think it was an alien implantation...
    we may never know
     
  13. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    funny... i am menstruating right now

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  14. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:

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    LMAO
     
  15. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sultana is kitana:
    who's the father?
    i think it was an alien implantation...
    we may never know
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Lucky you...
     
  16. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Pearl Necklace:
    Nauseous got a hold of some tainted jellybeans and is now hospitalized

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    As if! I haven't eaten one of those things in almost 20 years.
     
  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    As if! I haven't eaten one of those things in almost 20 years. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  18. kitana

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    *stuffs handful of jelly beans in mouth*

    Nashus, ewe donno wat yer missin

     

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