C'mon, Nauseous... let's just cut the bullshit...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Oct 25, 2001.

  1. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    What is it with all this 'no cuddles' shit?When you and your lover have raw sexuality coursing through your every nerve ending,lying together in naked embrace is an electrifying experience.Let's face it,there comes a point when you have fucked and fucked for so long that the sensations in your genitals equal out with that of the rest of your flesh rendering your whole body a medium for sexual communication. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I love how you paraphrase Dr. Ruth... Did you call in this weekend to get her take on the cuddle factor?
     
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    Oh yeah... I forgot to mention your usage of the term 'lover' ~ can you substitute the term 'FUCK BUDDY' in it's place?
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nicodemus:
    Frogs? You want to see some vicious frogs, here you go, Lomo.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oooooooh! "My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention..."

    I likes!
     
  4. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:

    So... your place, mine, or an abandoned cement factory somewhere?
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    An abandoned cement factory, definitely!!

    BTW, I saw your pics. "Froggystyle"

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR> Nursey:
    Let's face it,there comes a point when you have fucked and fucked for so long that the sensations in your genitals equal out with that of the rest of your flesh rendering your whole body a medium for sexual communication <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Augh! Shut up!
     
  5. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    I love how you paraphrase Dr. Ruth... Did you call in this weekend to get her take on the cuddle factor?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Nope...and i paraphrase the druggy nobbings i get when Pimp comes to visit!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Oh yeah... I forgot to mention your usage of the term 'lover' ~ can you substitute the term 'FUCK BUDDY' in it's place?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Certainly!
     
  7. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Augh! Shut up! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    The bandages should provide you with enough 'full body stimulation' (In theory, of course, and that's provided someone's there to apply the bandages)...

    And, of course I'd help you back to the car! What kind of guy do you think I am, to just leave you laying in puddles of blood, semen, and broken glass? Of course I'd drag you to the car... evidence, y'kno.
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Nope...and i paraphrase the druggy nobbings i get when Pimp comes to visit!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    "druggy nobbings?" ~ sounds like an amphetamine dildo...

    nice pic, btw...
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I just want Lomo to bang my head off of a broken window pane, climax, and leave me gasping for air in broken glass. There will be plenty of time for cuddling when and if he decides to help me back to the car. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *sigh*...'s nice...
     
  10. Nauseous

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    "drag" *sigh* You are such a smoooooth talker!
     
  11. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Of course I'd drag you to the car... evidence, y'kno. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I was answering to this just to clear up any confusion.
     
  12. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    "drag" *sigh* You are such a smoooooth talker!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    [BruceCampbell]"Hail to the king, baby..."[/BruceCampbell]
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I was answering to this [drag] just to clear up any confusion.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *Whew!* I thought you found out about my night job!
     
  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Hey, whatever pays the bills. You can be my 'private dancer' if ya like. (We won't have to play that Tina Turner song, though)

    I think I found a good place to fuck.


    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    It's... it's... PERFECT!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    the sensations in your genitals equal out with that of the rest of your flesh rendering your whole body a medium for sexual communication.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that's why you stick your finger up my butt??

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    Oh yeah... I forgot to mention your usage of the term 'lover' ~ can you substitute the term 'FUCK BUDDY' in it's place?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i don't have a problem with that.. she's my buddy and i fuck her..

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Nope...and i paraphrase the druggy nobbings i get when Pimp comes to visit!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yes

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    bang my head off of a broken window pane, climax, and leave me gasping for air in broken glass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah the fast frantic furious fucks are good.. but not as good as fucking for hours and hours in every room in the house .. (including coffee and joint breaks of course)
     
  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
    that's why you stick your finger up my butt??[/i]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Either that, or she's searching for her car keys...

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
    yeah the fast frantic furious fucks are good.. but not as good as fucking for hours and hours in every room in the house .. (including coffee and joint breaks of course)
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    *forms mental picture of pimp holding nursey by the legs, pushing her around the house 'wheelbarrow style'...
     
  18. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Visit??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Huh?
     
  19. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp:
    yeah the fast frantic furious fucks are good.. but not as good as fucking for hours and hours in every room in the house .. (including coffee and joint breaks of course)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, this warehouse that I have lined up is pretty fucking huge. I doubt either of us will have the stamina to christen each and every room. But I'm fairly certain that he will break, or at least dislocate, one of my joints.
     
  20. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Well, this warehouse that I have lined up is pretty fucking huge. I doubt either of us will have the stamina to christen each and every room. But I'm fairly certain that he will break, or at least dislocate, one of my joints. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Only one?
     

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