C'mon Chester; let's cut the bullshit...

... and fuck already

 

If you think you can just use me to get back at Lomo, I have to warn you ... I'm ready, willing and available.

Let's do it.

 

*swoons*

 

I'm a fuckin' romantic, me.

 

That's fine, Chester... Just remember, I used to be your neighbor...

 

As if!

 

Heh... the funniest part is that she knows I'm not joking...

 

"she"?

 

*sighs.........

Get off the phone, please?

 

HEY!!!
I get the first chance at fucking nauseous if lomo doesn't want her anymore.
This was never agreed on or anything...... but it still remains a fact. Fuck off chester, get in line.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
HEY!!!
I get the first chance at fucking nauseous if lomo doesn't want her anymore.
This was never agreed on or anything...... but it still remains a fact. Fuck off chester, get in line.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd propose a threesome , but we'd risk upsetting "Slauncha Man".

(What ever happened to that funny little guy?)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
HEY!!!
I get the first chance at fucking nauseous if lomo doesn't want her anymore.
This was never agreed on or anything...... but it still remains a fact. Fuck off chester, get in line.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Oh, Canine!

You gotta wash Wank's juice off of your cock first... with bleach.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
I'd propose a threesome , but we'd risk upsetting "Slauncha Man".

(What ever happened to that funny little guy?) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Two guys and a girl is not a threesome, it's a gang-bang.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
Two guys and a girl is not a threesome, it's a gang-bang.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's also quite sick and totally unnatural.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
It's also quite sick and totally unnatural.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i bet u wouldnt say that if it was two girls and you

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RETARDkit:
i bet u wouldnt say that if it was two girls and you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh you made the connection Kit!!!
Well done! you can help yourself to a jellybean on your way back to your desk.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD:
Oh you made the connection Kit!!!
Well done! you can help yourself to a jellybean on your way back to your desk. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*jumps around like a tard*
a jellybean!

 

I can't be with anyone else.

For Lomo.

I Hate You, I Love You - Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do
When I get next to you
Wanna hold you close to me
But you bring me misery

I hate you, but I love you

Let's go to see a show
Where to well I don't know
Will you make up your mind
Or are you gonna waste my time

I hate you, but I love you

Look back to the days we met
Were times better I forget
You acted different then
I thought you were a friend

I hate you, but I love you

 

Aaaaw, you're such a sweetie! I'm gonna post a few lines from a song I heard today that made me think about you...

2 Live Crew - Face Down Ass Up

Verse 2: [Brother Marquis]
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck
I like the butt, it's my favorite position
I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your pussy, go up and down
I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out
I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out
So when you're naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

 

Now I know why I wuv this man....