Class Reunion

So my class is having an 11 year reunion. That's right. 11 year reunion.

We were going to have a 10 year reunion, but at the last minute, the person everyone thought would organize it sent everyone an email saying, "Um. I live in California now. I'm not doing shit. If you clowns want to have a reunion, help yourself."

So it's a month away.

I have one month to lose 40 pounds, cover my bald spot, and make something of my life.

Fuck.

Has anyone been through this yet? What did you do?

 

I got an invitation to my 10 year reunion. I sent the RSVP back with a booger on it. It was juvenile, I know, but I felt pretty good about it.
I didn't go.

 

I once mailed some bacon bits to a credit card company in one of their "postage-paid return mail" envelopes with a note that read, "Try some! They're good!". It was surprisingly satisfying.

 

Did you get a thank-you note back, saying they were delicious?

 

I didn't get to go to my 10 year. My ex from high school was doing the invites so I did not get mine.

 

that would be fucking hillarious accually

 

Ministersf has some really original, really funny material. One of the few people that actually make me laugh on this forum.

 

I'm flattered.

*sigh*

Now if only you lived in Detroit and liked fat guys.

 

Also, I'm haunted with curiosity as to who voted for "Do these nipple clips make me look fat?".

Or more accurately, why more people didn't vote for it.

 

That would be me.

 

You're not skinny enough yet Reiz....

 

Shut up, fat ass.

 

But after seeing the pics of you, I have to admit you are the typical silly blonde cunt.

 

That's rich, coming from someone who doesn't even know how to spell and use basic grammar.

 

I'm a fucking throw back caveman asshole

 

[Uppity little cunt]Yes. And that's what's most important here at Fugly. [/Uppity little cunt]

 

Go back to sucking Grimmy's little cock.

 

so you can be left to suck everybodys cocks in peace ricehole?

 

And there is Nursey's little lackey, bringing up the rear.

 

no no schiessehole... i hate you all on my own you nasty little racist piece of shit xxxx