Cinco de mayo

cinco de mayo festivities:
limes-$4
munchies-$20
case of coronas-$30
jose cuervo bottles-$80

watching 2 of your boys get locked up for stealing some garden lights from a house-
FUCKIN PRICELESS


anyone else have any of their stupid ass friends get locked up for doing something stupid on cinco de mayo?..or any other day for that matter

 

one of my boys was high out of his mind once and was carryign a bucket while walking down the street..... the popo asked him why he was carrying the bucket..... he said cuz he was thirsty.... they took him home, but he was so blitzed he took them to the wrong appartment

 

*sings* I don't know much about cinco de mayo, I'm never sure what it's all about

 

Cinco De Mayo is the day that spain won independance from france, and foodstamps come out.. Coincedence?

 

I thought it was mexican holiday...who cares tequila is on sale.

 

Spainish, mexican, you say Nigar, I say nigger

 

I tipped my gardener an extra $0.50

 

You're twisted...hahaha, sure you don't live in California?! 8)

 

You're twisted...hahaha, sure you don't live in California?! 8)

 

What's with the nigger thing

are so insecure ???

is one of your ancestors maybe a.......

 

no several are... I am black.. so its okay to call you nigger