I have been busy as shit and haven't checked out the forums in about a week. BUT THE END IS NEAR cause the dumb nigger down the road (IMC) called me up and asked if I could come get him cause his shit was broke down...so I hook up the trailer and off I go to save his sorry ass. So I get his shit loaded up and we're on the way back AND THE MOTHERFUCKER PULLS OUT A NEW TESTAMENT and tries to read Bible verses to me. So I just turned up the Offspring a little louder, but he wasn't to be deterred....He said my denial was just Satan's way of keeping a grip on my heart etc....Holy shit. And of course, he had to break down about an hour away....Then he wanted to give me a HUG after I dropped him off...NO NO NO I DO NOT HUG GUYS, EVEN IF IT'S NOT IN A GAY WAY... That's my luck....my ol lady says I'm a retard magnet..I'm starting to believe her....
Christ is coming? Shit I didn't know he was even breathing heavy. IMC, the bible tells us to be more Christ like. So I wanna help ya live the good christian life. I have this spare cross from our last um, rally, and a couple of nails...... So come over and we'll nail your snivling little ass up. Then you can be just like him.....one more dead hippy that wandered around running his mouth about love, and peace, and shit like that until someone with some fucking sense killed his dumb ass. And nailed his dirty Jew ass to some good old lumber. And who woulda thought, for once the spic bitch is right. Q. why can't Christ walk on water? A. holes in his feet. Oh Lord grant me the Wisdom to know my enemies, The scope to find the range, and the ammo to smoke thier asses. So it don't rhyme, blow me.
everybody need to shut the fuck up about christ. Who is this christ guy you all talking bout anyways?
