Chris Benoit

How do you know Chris Benoits wife was tougher than him?

Cause he taps out and she doesnt.

 

thats hillarious

 

Im trying to think of a punchline for this....


Why do you give a retard HGH?

But so far I am drawing a blank....

 

So they will grow into their forheads....

 

benoit does fresh prince of belair : Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute to talk off-stage And tell you how I became the victim of a thing called roid-rage. In the pro wrestling industry, born and raised, Choking other men is how I spent most of my days. Headbuttin', cross-facin', as a technical king, All while shootin' some steroids outside of the ring. When I got an iPhone, I was up to no good. Skipped a match and flew back to my neighborhood. I took one too many roids, my wife gasped for breath, I said "Stop moving your little ass while I choke you to death!" I whistled for my son and when he came near, He still had "Fragile-X" and the physique of a queer. If anything I could say that this kid was rare, But I thought "Nah, forget it" and deprived him of air! I went down to the gym around 7 or 8, And I yelled to myself "Yo Chris, smell ya latah!" Hung myself to death, at a very young age, Now I'm b urning in hell, all because of roid-rage.

 

god damnit, roid rage didnt cause what he did. he was just fucked up

 

Who cares? he still killed his retarded son, roids or not.
that "she didn't tap out" joke is hilarious.

 

Lets see. He gets scratched from the PPV. He's sitting at home thinking, if I take enough steroids I will get taller like barry bonds. Of course he takes too much he goes to the bathroom to 'rub one out' and he member is gone! He blames his wife. He blames his mongoloid kid. Then finally after he has run out of roids, and he realizes that it's easy to bury a hooker in the desert, not so easy to bury you fat wife and chewy chomp kid, he kills himself, of course the noose loop was rather large, he was going to tell the cops that someone broke in the house and killed his family and luckily when they tried to kill him he slipped through the rope, only his HGH gourd was too big.

It's like that dude in that stupid 'marine' movie. His head looks like a shoe box with eyes.

 

Thats the story i heard. Oh is wife left him because she found poloroids of Chris Fellating Eddie Gurrero, Eddie convinced Beniot he just used the last of the roids, but he could suck a dose out for himself.

 

I had a big poster of him in my basement. Sometimes his eyes would follow me around. I knew he was creepy like in a Jason Vorhees kind of way because he did that Chi Chi Chi Cha Cha Cha shit behind my back when I was lifting weights. I kicked that poster's ass and the he went crazy.

 

intresting

 

You mean he fell for the cartman 'seamonkey' seed trick?

 

Or jesus

 

Yes. Interesting.

 

Oh, you like twisting words? I could twist your face around like a caleidoscope and have YOU seeing all kinds of neat colors out the crack of your ass. You'd think it was 1964 all over again except your lips would be covered in your own shit and not cow shit.

It's true. I kicked that poster's ass and the guy went nuts.

 

I would shove my .22 up your ass and fire off about 5 shots then get some popcorn and sit and watch you take 20 mins to die.

 

So I am guessing you are a real bad ass. I bet you beat up everyone in your classes at school, of course it was kindergarten and you were 12. Motherfucker I have taken shits that have put up bigger fights than your chicken shit ass could muster.

 

buckwheats

 

I'm taking it that you wouldn't wash your hands in between shoving a gun up my ass and eating popcorn? You are coming off as quite the fat, dirty redneck.

 

Bingo and you know what rednecks do with boys like you? We make you squeel like a pig...

Squeeeeeel boy...