Chinaman calls into work from home

A china man is feeling really sick and calls into his boss to lay out of work for for the day. Says:

“Boss me not feeling well. Got headache, tired, fever. No can make it in ok?”

The boss says:

“No I need you into work I tell you what works for me. When I feel like that I have sex with wife."

" Wife very good not only she have sex but give me good massage all over with naked body covered in oil.”

“I feel 100 percent better come into worlk feeling great”

“You try and I see you soon”

About three hours later China man comes into work.

Boss says:

“Ah yes I see you try my cure and feel much better”

China man says:

“Yes Boss and you have very nice house”

 

I can see how he needed to be Chinese for that joke to work. :roll:

 

Saw it that way like a year ago on wimp .com thought about changing it up actually. But I can screw a joke up pretty easy Chester so I left it alone. E for effort even?

 

I would, except that this was posted a mere five hours before your joke.

 

Yeah the major don't miss a thing he wit is what I have to thank for reminding me of that joke.

 

I would say he was gunning for me but its not that I'm just an easy target really. How could he resist?

 

You know I think using a mexican works better....


<scratches head> I wish I would have read this before posting on that other page......

 

Chester said

 

True. True. Nothing personal. When you lob the volleyball to the top of the net, I must spike it. Thanks for the setup.

 

You only salute em if you dont like em.... :wink:

 

Thats only in the field not garrison duty.

 

:wink:

 

We call it a "sniper check" in the field.

 

Just for something else.

 

re: sorry I turned the asses off.

Phat could you possibly post your ass for me I'm terribly intrigued and would like to see it.