Childrens Books That Didn't Make It

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Nauseous, Jul 24, 2002.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I've posted this before and now I'm posting it again.

    1. You Are Different and That's Bad
    2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
    3. Dad's New Wife Robert
    4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
    5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
    6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
    7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
    8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
    9. All Cats Go to Hell
    10.The Little Sissy Who Snitched
    11.Some Kittens Can Fly.
    12.That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
    13.Grandpa Gets a Casket
    14.The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
    15.Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
    16.The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
    17.Strangers Have the Best Candy
    18.Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
    19.You Were an Accident
    20.Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
    21.Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
    22.The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
    23.Your Nightmares Are Real
    24.Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
    25.Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
    26.Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
    27.Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
    28.Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
    30.How to Dress Sexy for Grownups
    31.Bi-curious George
    32.What's That Dog Doing To The Other Dog?
    33.Why God Burned Down Disneyland
     
  2. Orange Guppy

    Orange Guppy New Member

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    oh that is hilarious!
     
  3. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    wasn't this a Photoshop Phriday?
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Get your threads straight.
     
  5. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Get your threads straight.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I did have my thread straight...somethingawful.com did a photoshop phriday of children's books, I would look it up but I just put so much effort in my new siggy I don't have the energy!
     
  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Oh. Your effort was a waste. (Don't you hate when that happens?)
     
  7. Yummy

    Yummy New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Oh. Your effort was a waste. (Don't you hate when that happens?)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Funny you must have just stolen the idea not the actual gags Photoshop Phriday - Children's Books
     
  8. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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