A man kidnaps a 12 year old child and is walking him out into the middle of the woods to have his way with the boy, the boy looks up at the man and says "I'ts getting dark out here and I'm scared!!" and the man replys "You're Scared?? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone!""
A cop is walking his beat on a ocean side beach and he hears some one crying. He looks around and sure enough a young boy is sitting atop a cliff looking down at the ocean crying. He walks up the hill and asks the little boy "Hey whats a matter kid??" The little boy replys between sobs and crying fits "My mom and my dad took me here on vacation and my mom started to slip off this cliff and my dad jumped to help her and they both fell off the cliff and smashed into the rocks and died and I don't know anyone here and I am all alone and I'm scared!!" So the cop pulls out his dick and says, "little boy this just isn't your lucky day."
i have a mini-skirt and tube tob with crystal pink SARAN. its ripped in the back but nobody doesnt seem to mind. it fogs up when i get warm.
While digging through some old posts I have discovered I am a semi-unoriginal fucktwat...damn me for looking. http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4368
*while throwing water and waving a cross* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
whats the hardest part of fucking a 4 year old? washing the blood out of the clown suit how do make dead babies float? you take your foot off their heads
