After some time away, your wonderful cheezedawg has returned to the forum. From reading whats been happening, it seems that everyone has decided to launch a viscious attack on my fiancee. Listen, my cum stash is not in her ass.... I muc rather prefer her mouth. Sides, my little lovebird isn't into the anal thing. Although for the record, I have seen her ass. Sorry to disappoint you all, but its not fat. In fact, its fine as hell. Like a little red apple. I'd like to take my face and put it between her cheeks and just let my..... oops. Forgot this is public. I'll leave the rest to your imagination. Kitana's Husband, Cheezedawg
I went to an exotic pets show in raleigh last year.. They sold aligators and crokodiles for 8 bucks each
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: I went to an exotic pets show in raleigh last year.. They sold aligators and crokodiles for 8 bucks each<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Aint she a beaut!
hmm... wonder what'd happen if a woman stuck a baby alligators tail up her cunt and stuck a flame under it's nose.. like the lobster's tail nursey posted.... or it's head and the flame to it's butt-hole
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: hmm... wonder what'd happen if a woman stuck a baby alligators tail up her cunt and stuck a flame under it's nose.. like the lobster's tail nursey posted.... or it's head and the flame to it's butt-hole<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> She`d loose her fucking hand, LOL, IMC, thats gotta be worth 20 of anyones money!
Hey Sweetheart! I caught a baby gator for you! It's just the cutest thing! If you hold it behind the head and squeeze, it will open its mouth and bite down on your earlobe. I went to the store yesterday wearing a gator earring and became very popular with the clerk. She actually tried to hit on me, but I told her that the baby gator was for my sweety. She got mad and made me leave. Huggs to my luv, Cheezey
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: Hey Sweetheart! I caught a baby gator for you! It's just the cutest thing! If you hold it behind the head and squeeze, it will open its mouth and bite down on your earlobe. I went to the store yesterday wearing a gator earring and became very popular with the clerk. She actually tried to hit on me, but I told her that the baby gator was for my sweety. She got mad and made me leave. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OOH, a real live baby gator! all mine... BTW: did you tell that chick that was hitting on you about your uh, price??? as a pimpette, i must earn my keep
Yes Sweetheart. All yours. It's getting a little bigger but still small enough to wear on your ear. The teeth are start to cut in kinda deep though. I've got a pierced ear for the first time in my life! I did tell the clerk about my price, but she was unwilling to pay it. You think 5 bucks is too much?
