Just going through some old pictures of mine... I don't remember dropping this, what I ate, or even taking this picture, but it is my toilet in the picture, and only I use this one. Kinda wish I'd moved that paper out of the way before shooting - I'd like to know just how fucking long it was... It does bear a striking resemblance, though...
Gross. Your toliet looks dirty. And what the fuck is floating in the water with your shit? A maxi pad?
It's called "toilet paper" (or "bathroom tissue" to some), and you use it after you pinch a loaf to remove any Klingons from Uranus. You should try it sometime, y'kno, when you're not in the shower...
It's one of those older toilets that swallow twelve gallons every time - never did like the newer toilets you have to flush three times just to make the shit disappear. Plus, all that extra shit in there was bound to raise the water level a little...
It was still skinny, long shit. Now take a picture of something you give birth to. You know, when it takes 45 minutes to squeeze the huge mass of poo out. I pushed out something the size of a tennis ball one time. Hurt like hell, but I felt like I had lost about 10 pounds once I was finished. I was proud of that bitch. I almost passed out a couple of times, but to rid myself of it was worth it, I guess. Next time I have a heavy period, maybe I can take a picture of some of the clots that pass out. Yes boys... "Dark, chunky clots of blood can be perfectly normal. Many women get them during their menstrual period when they have days of heavy cramping and heavy bleeding. Your body usually makes things called "anti-coagulants," that keep your blood from clotting as it moves to your vagina and out of your body. But during days of heavy bleeding and cramping, your body is pushing blood so quickly out of you that your body does not have time to release these anti-coagulants. Your blood then clots." Think... a nice big glob of raspberry jam. Mmmm... mmmm. BITCH And lomo, I've told you before. I use baby wipes on my ass. You can dig up in there with a baby wipe...
thanks for the visual Nauseous,dont know how the fuck one of my boys likes to fuck his girl when she has her period,dont know why she lets him in the first place but..I firgot where I was going with this...fuckin tequila
You can swin in the red sea, just can't drink from it. My boyfriend doesn't give a fuck if I'm hemorrhaging downstairs or not... he just likes to stick it. He's a trooper. :twisted:
I dont mind gettin head or going through the back door,I just dont like to see Mr.Happy covered in blood...shit gives me nightmares.
I hope it comes out spread eagle with an ovary in each hand. If it's a boy, I will name it after you. Or I could name it after the father... Rickjoebobjondave
Its not the backdoor action that freaks me out ,PUKEY, fucked a girl with her period once,didnt care for it,I can wait till its over.
