Check out my NUTS!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Aug 5, 2002.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    ...They're whole, and weigh in at two and a half pounds!
     
  2. ross_perot

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    BUT how do they taste lomo, thats the question on everyone's minds.
     
  3. Lomotil

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    They taste absolutely marvelous! Every chance I get, it seems that I'm reaching for my nuts! They occasionally seem a tad salty, but once you move 'em around in your mouth a bit the salty taste goes away and you're left with nothing but pure nut goodness!
     
  4. KnightShark

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:


    ...They're whole, and weigh in at two and a half pounds!
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    ROFL
     
  5. sugar sphinx

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    heh heh heh, that was fuckin great
     
  6. Lomotil

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    I'm telling you, it takes a special caliber of man to hold his nuts in front of a camera for the whole world to see. I'm just so proud of my nuts that I had to show them off to you all... If anyone wants to try my nuts, just let me know.
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Oh shit... I just realized something... I keep my nuts in a jar just like Kit does!
     
  8. tommy710

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    yes lomo but i somehow suspect that your nuts are more pleasing to the eye and taste better than kits.
     
  9. Tojo Burbage

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    Those nuts appear to be of a particularly smooth type, or is it my eyes and they are in fact wrinkly?
     
  10. Lomotil

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    Yes, I'm sure they do taste quite a bit better than Kit's nuts (I have no basis for comparison, however, as I've never tasted anyone else's nuts before, aside from the nice stewardess' on the airplanes)...

    As far as the texture goes, it varies, really. Sometimes they're smooth as silk, then sometimes I look down and they're all wrinkly... My nuts are always so unpredictable!
     
  11. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    Check out my NUTS!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'd love to.

    Your nuts are unpredicktable?
     
  12. Lomotil

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    Babe, anytime! And yes, they can be...
     
  13. Nauseous

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    Well, you know if they ever get tired just hanging around, you can always rest them on my chin...
     
  14. Lomotil

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    You say the sweetest things, you know that?
     
  15. Nauseous

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    I try.
     
  16. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Sooooo... that means the shit and klinker riddled crack of his ass would be straddling your nose...<<<shudder>>>...terrible mental image moment occured there.
     
  17. 1337

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    ive noticed your nuts are of the Kirkland brand.
    WTF is kirkland?
    must be bottom of the line cheap nuts...
     
  18. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WWII 1337:
    ive noticed your nuts are of the Kirkland brand.
    WTF is kirkland?
    must be bottom of the line cheap nuts...
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    How dare you insult my nuts!

    Actually, "Kirkland" is a brand sold at this wholesale club called "Costco" (think of a Sam's, but with more expensive shit like plasma TVs, exotic food, etc.) Kirkland is a brand they sell, and they're not too fuckin' bad. I get 2.5 lbs of these (whole, mind you - not 'halves and pieces' - oh, and that's 1.132 kg to you Canucks) for $10. Not too shabby, and they're actually better than Planters or Fisher brand.

    Respect my nuts, boy.
     
  19. ratatouille

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    Lomo, if your nuts werent already shelled and in a jar i could've probably cracked them between my ass cheeks.
     
  20. 1337

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Antichrist Lomotil:
    How dare you insult my nuts!

    Actually, "Kirkland" is a brand sold at this wholesale club called "Costco" (think of a Sam's, but with more expensive shit like plasma TVs, exotic food, etc.) Kirkland is a brand they sell, and they're not too fuckin' bad. I get 2.5 lbs of these (whole, mind you - not 'halves and pieces' - oh, and that's 1.132 kg to you Canucks) for $10. Not too shabby, and they're actually better than Planters or Fisher brand.

    Respect my nuts, boy.
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    We got Costco here. (formaly know as Price Club)
     

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