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But im the cleaner not the toilet.
Now if someone pisses on the floor..well...

 

*slap*.. they piss on the drunks

 

*ouch* so i get to piss on all the passed out people? Excellent i'll start taking my water retention tablets.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited time:
I think i'll save my tongue for cleaning up after the party, lots of drunks laying about passed out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so what's with the drunks?.. you gonna lick their fevered sweat for the alcohol content?

 

No its a good way of getting cash.

 

huh?.. so how do they pay you for the oral when they're unconscious?

 

hahaha.. you think they'll still have their wallets after the party??

 

Listen you if i've gotta clean out your dirty toilet i at least expect 50% of wallets left..keep your thieving hands off.

 

you're cleaning the toilet because i don't want your sister stinking of piss when i fuck her...

(how about 35% of the wallets and any leftover spirits?)

 

Deal.
Oh and i want all the pizza i can eat thrown in.

 

ok hunny.. just open wide and i'll start throwing

 

*sniggers*

I'm gonna start wearing a money belt...