.....It's something I have been able to successfully pull off for yet another year (this makes 28). Happy Birthday to me, blah blah fucking blah blah...
happy birthday ulfur...don't go wiping your braincells all in one go today now,will you!Leave some for next time. love Nursey x
Oh don't worry, I have a lifetime's worth of brain cells to destroy (or at least until some other vital organ gives out. ). I intend to use/abuse them well.
Happy Birthday, heres hoping you get blind drunk, manage to pull a stunner and fuck all night Or alternatively you could get drunk,put on a dress, look in the mirror and wank.
When you sober up fill us in on all the juicy details (well, the ones you remember anyway, the rest you can always improvise).
Thanks, folks. Well, it turned out to be pretty quiet, considering past B-Days I have had...I went out to a Japanese restaurant, and got three bottles of wine, one bottle of port, and two bottles of champagne as presents (It always turns out to be some sort of alcohol; this happened at X-Mas time, too). And, after a ton of raw fish (I mean that LITERALLY, everyone..), and several giant cans of Japanese beer, I came home and passed out pretty much immediately. When I woke, I actually still had the same clothes on...that was slightly disappointing. But, it was a good, very filling time. Now, let's just see how long I last this year..
