Cheap drinks

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Baby Jesus, Jul 17, 2003.

  1. Baby Jesus

    Baby Jesus New Member

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    Four retired guys are walking down a street in Milwaukee. Then they turn
    a corner and see a sign that says "Old Timer's Bar " ..." ALL DRINKS 10
    CENTS !". They look at each other, then go in.
    The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on
    in and let me pour one for you, what'll it be,
    Gentlemen?" There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the men all ask
    for a martini.

    In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis -- and says,
    "That'll be 10 cents each, please." They can't believe their good luck.
    They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
    Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again
    saying, "That's 40 more cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their
    curiosity is more than they can stand. They've each had two martinis and
    so far they've spent less than a dollar.
    Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the
    bartender "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a
    dime apiece?"

    "Here's my story. I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn, and I always
    wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and
    decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor,
    beer, all the same."

    "Wow. That's quite a story" says one of the men. The four of them sipped
    at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the
    end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them, and hadn't
    ordered anything the whole time they were there.

    One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and
    asks the bartender, "What's with them?" The bartender says, "They're jews from Florida, they're waiting for happy hour."
     
  2. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    I am jewish you fucking bastard...

    just kiddin... I liked the joke
     

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