thats.... disgusting, but why did you put three jokes in three separate threads ? put em all in one, save us all some time there was a young man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave she was mouldy as shit and missing a tit but look at the money he saved
This is an old joke, but I still love it regardless… A fugly desperate guy really wants to get laid, but unfortunately he doesn’t have the money, looks, or charm to do so. So he goes to a pimp and says, “You gatta help me man, I have little money and I really need to get laid,” the pimp takes a moment to think and says, “Well I do have this one girl named Sandpaper, but you don’t want her.” The fugly guy disagrees and says, “No I’ll take her, I’ll take anything.” So when he gets her, he notices that she is actually quite a babe and thinks himself lucky to find such a hot cheap piece of ass. As he starts fucking her he notices that his dick isn’t sliding in well, and has a very hard time penetrating through into the pussy. Sandpaper senses this problem and asks him to give her a minute as she goes into the bathroom. When she comes back they go at it again and this time his dick slides in her nice and easy. He asks her what she did, and she replied, “I picked the scabs and let the puss run.”
there once was a man named eenus who was quite an astounding genius to his peers he'd whip with the quicks of his tip and hed find their reactions quite greivus
